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So metal

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My fiancée and I just bought our house two weeks ago. I woke up to this on the fridge today

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The struggle was real

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Today was my last class, so for a parting present, my class of mostly elderly, Russian women gave me, without any irony or sarcasm, a shirt.

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I'm sure his parents love him very much

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This idiot...ignoring two effective solutions to his problem

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Summer is here

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Why my parents never took me grocery shopping...

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This was found at the vending machine at my dad's job.

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10 years ago my buddy thought this was a good Senior picture.

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My friend is celebrating 20 years of marriage, he says nothing's changed.

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Ooh look, a penny!

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This status can never be achieved by a mere mortal.

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Come on Eileen

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New Shoes

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I am the captain now

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You can run but you cant fly!