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OOC || The Farewell Edition
It seems to be the season for goodbyes, and this is mine from TOS, even if it's for what I hope is a little while. What follows will be like the Kung Fu Panda montage where Po the panda learns how to inner peace from Master Shifu, the mean angry little mouse person. I hope to see you guys again on the flip side ♥
esme-babineaux:
Which is quite foolish considering that there is no correlation between hair color and religion to begin with.
Except baldness and Buddhism Where matters of the Good Book, and the other Good Books and the Other Beliefs Great and Small are concerned, I prefer to let sleeping dogs lie. Having opinions is kind of dangerous territory.
jayanfarlow:
Hey now. I had to go it to begin with, so if you want it come hither. Besides, who said I was a good colleague?Â
And why would I ever want to leave the lab? My friends, the viruses, are here. They attack on command, fyi.Â
Now that you mention it, you're kind of anti-social and terrible to work with. If I get your name in the Secret Santa, I'm chucking it right back in the box.
Those viruses would probably maul you first. Trying to make their lord and master, Jayan Farlow, one of them might be their idea of a liege gift.
dustin-parrish:
I’m not sure actually. I’m not really in expert on this kind of stuff. I just always thought that the whole way to someone’s heart through their stomach thing was about food, but I could be wrong.
I don’t really have any preference, actually. I just think the whole experience might be fun and interesting. What sort of student ID would you need?
Oh, I wouldn’t mind if you did that. I could tell you all about the last 50 dates I had in detail.Â
Nah, the "condition your mate through food" thing makes sense if you consider the era all this good stuff came from.
Well, how squeamish are you? Orthopaedics is nice, safe and clean, and nephrology smells like a barbecue. It's really a spectrum.
Okay, kiddo. Hit me. What's the highlight reel of these fifty first dates?
onalarkspur:
You just need to give it a try! Be a bit more open-minded about things. Bottomless Booty isn’t an educational experience, I bet. I learned how to do ASL at Yours, Mime, and Ours. It’s one of the ways that you can communicate with the waiters if you’re not good at miming.
Ah, okay. Well, I’m sure it’s nice that they have some comfort food to relax them. I remember I always hated going to the doctor. There has to be more to you, otherwise next Christmas is going to be really hard. Candy Mountain? Do you mean that faeist shitty game Candy Land? I’ve heard of it. Not impressed.
Don't knock Bottomless Booty. It teaches you how to speak with a permanently rolled tongue in your mouth. And why you'd want to talk to a mime is beyond me. They don't talk back. Trying to trap you in an invisible box is not healthy communication.
What did you have against woodland doctors? They're good people. Why'd you want to put them out of business? And before you worry about next Christmas, maybe you should think about if any of us will even be around the time.
Candy Land, is it? So Space Mountain is the amusement park ride and Candy Crush Saga is the book series about sparkling people?
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esme-babineaux:
Well my sister did own a gym that turned into a church which is probably how that rumor got started.
I also happen to know she's got red hair. Not a lot of people who'd associate that with the Lord.
fishwomoira:
I’ll do a lot worse than that you monster! It better not be true, sir, or else. It’ll be PINK hairdye
Lucky for me that it's not true, I guess. In fact, I got a whole mini-fish tank. Sounds like I dodged a you-shaped bullet. What's with the over-enthusiastic Free the Fishies attitude anyway? Were you raised by salmon?
onalarkspur:
It’s all just for fun, though? I don’t get the problem. It’s like going to Bottomless Booty. Well, I still haven’t gone there yet, but I’ve heard about it. It’s just a theme restaurant that’s supposed to be entertaining. Then they have that whole weird creature that wanders the alleys on Friday nights, so I really think that you just need to give it a chance.
Well then I bought some candy for your patients for Christmas? I honestly didn’t know what to get you since we only met the once and talk online, so I guess I don’t know anything more about you other than that you’re very helpful, sarcastic, and buy candy. No, not really. We had other things to do than sit around and play with pieces of cardboard.
Not even if they provide free drinks to tide over the experience. And that's not even 'cause I don't drink. The Bottomless Booty might be one tortured pun after the other, but it never threatens to lock you in an invisible box for eternity.
Yeah, guess you did. You got candy for my patients before that too, in the discount place. Trust me, kiddo, you're a real Christmas hero. And there you go, you have me in a nutshell. Board games aren't all about cardboard, though. There's Candy Mountain, which might be of some interest to you.
hawaiianhalfwolf:
Aww you don’t want to taste the rainbow? I’m shocked It is exactly what I do. Get fat, and informed. It’s the life.
Been winning a lot of games with that strategy lately?
professor-exorcist:
The Boy Scouts are a fucking mess, let’s be real.
Never was one, but that makes sense by all accounts. Who else earns reward points for tying knots?
esme-babineaux:
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Interesting. Â Completely false, but interesting.Â
Damn it, now I'm disappointed. Gotta admit I had high hopes about the kickboxing preacher.
reedhan:
[pm] I said you’re a dick.
[pm] I’ll let my mother know you agree with her.
professor-exorcist:
I’d….rather not. That’s even too much for me
Now, that doesn’t sound so bad. They’re cookies are killer. And they’ve got the whole gender equality thing going for them.
What equality? I don't see Boy Scouts going from door to door, harassing whole neighbourhoods with crumbly biscuits.
esme-babineaux:
There are rumors of what?
Yes I’m sure whoever thought to tell those rumors was just trying to get attention. Unless those imposters living in my house have one as a pet. Though I am interested in hearing what other stories you’ve heard about my family.
Nothing too objectionable, really. Something something one sister is a kickboxing preacher who spreads the word of the Lord through kickboxing, another wears coats made of puppies. Of course, there's the brother who keeps Nicolas Cage in his basement, and the old failsafe, seven-foot zombies.
hawaiianhalfwolf:
Well thats unfortunate I was mildly excited for cookies at my next appointment. Though I’m sure there’s a youtube video that describes the wonderful world of baking you could watch or something.Â
Thanks, but I'll pass on living in a Skittles advert. Is this what you do when football's not in season, watch YouTube and raid bakeries?
reedhan:
[pm] Okay then what would the wise Dr. Scott Nolan say?
[pm] Say about what? Sorry, you lost me right around the time I got uninvited from the barbecue.
