Stupid Things They Said (or wrote, or heard)

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Breath ?

Panda : Try to breath with your mouth, oh but we can

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Cathedral

Panda : What is that ?

Wolfie : The cathedral

Panda : Where ?

Wolfie : *insert city where we live*

Panda : Oh shit !

Wolfie : Yeah, you can just see it every day from your window...

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French fries

Panda : McDonald's fries are full of petroleum, so if after eating some you light up a cigarette, do you set fire to yourself ?

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Long hair

Gušter : Does long hair breath ?

Panda : Of course !

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Emmental

Pardus : It's mental emmental (= and mental)

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Lizards

Post on Facebook : Lizards cannot breath and walk at the same time

Panda : Can we ?

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Poems

Pardus : Imagine if each mole were a poem

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Harry Potter

Wolfie : I have a wand from Harry Potter at home

Panda : Does it work ?

Wolfie : -.-

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The pond

Wolfie : That's the pond at my cousins'... I fell in it when I was younger...

Panda : And you survived ? Oh, yeah of course you did...

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Think

Pardus : I'm trying to think !