Name’s Barty, Bee, Bat, whatever the fuck you wanna call me as long as it ain’t Crouch (fuck you, father)
I’m a Hufflepuff, much to my joy and to my father’s disappointment
It’s been sixteen years of being a disappointment with ✨daddy issues✨
Not gonna lie I might not give a fuck about most things but I’ll be damned if you’re getting bored around me
Not really into all of this mudblood shit tbh but yaknow live and let live i guess
I have a cat called Gecko
I’m in love with someone I shouldn’t ever look at that way and it’s killing me because why must I have feelings likely to be unreciprocated when it’s immoral of me to have them I hate myself why oh why must this be happening
I do not have a cat called Gecko
Other people at Hogwarts:
Evan
Reg
Panda - @pandora-closes-the-box
Cas
Bellatrix - @wicks-and-trixs
Rita - @thegossipbug
Lustrous - @son-of-snakes
Lily
Marlene
Mary
James - @jamiee-dodger
Sirius
Peter
Remus