Reasons I'm Crying

I'm Mir. I'm 23 now I suppose. I like creatures. I like fanfiction and tea and LUSH. I'm very happily vegan and queer af. Bipolar 2 and GAD are things I deal with.  I'm a lot of things I guess. She/her pronouns. My greatest wish is to leave a trail of sparkles everywhere I go~

[bitterbeetle]

brandon’s first impressions

i mean she watched four episodes once upon a time but apparently remembered very little besides midoriya so HERE WE GO. I google imaged their names and she guessed based on whatever showed up.

Bakugou: Looks like a grouchier Tsukki like if he could kill someone instead of angsting them to death. Quirk: fire

Kirishima: Vacuum cleaner hair. Dragon ball Z. It’s the hair. Looks like a stupid 12 year old with muscles. Quirk: hair magnet???

Todoroki: Zuko. Shion (from No.6) and Zuko have a baby with trust issues. So misunderstood. And alone on prom night. Quirk: ice

Ashido: Demonic cotton candy. Could be a lesbian. Quirk: soul crusher (but in a nice way)

Asui: Main guy got caught in the rain and then Toph (i don’t understand this bit either). Scared Toph, frightened easily. Does she have mom hair is she gonna die. Quirk: flying

Yaoyorozu: Rad hair! from One Piece. Could be a lesbian. Hair is made out of knives. Quirk: can’t get stabbed

Kaminari: Looks like Death the Kid. Or the guy from FMA!! They have a son. Quirk: electricity

Uraraka: Adorable. Ray of sunshine. Badass rocks. Throws them. Quirk: rocks

Jirou: Mai and Death the Kid. Pretends to have no feelings and then cries. Probably has a bullied backstory. Quirk: plugs into tech stuff

Iida: Only swims butterfly. Quirk: speedy

Aoyama: Blonde lady. Lesbian. Coach from glee. Wait is she a guy. Quirk: sparkles

Ojiro: I hate his tail. Says “you’re gonna get in trouble” and then proceeds to be super obnoxious. Hate him. Quirk: tail

Koda: The fuck is that. Why’s his head an odd shape? A fish. I like him though, I feel bad. I just insulted Hunk. Kinda adorable. Nice guy. Quirk: animals/birds

Sato: Takeo from Oremonogatari and One Punch Man had a baby. Quirk: strong

Shouji: What the hell. Weird bat. His hair is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Quirk: weird bat arms with. Ew. Mouths. Buffy-esque villain.

Sero: Matt!! enthusiastic but no personality. Like Hinata, but empty. There is nothing behind those eyes. Quirk: skins himself and shoots it out his elbow

Tokoyami: That’s a bird. An angsty crow. When the bird gets naked in Mulan. Quirk: is bird

Tooru: He’s invisible. She.

Mineta: Powerpuff girls. Needs to be deakumatized. A child. A baby. Quirk: gets an inch taller and wears a UFO as a diaper. Gender undecided.

[pansy-sidekick]

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT SPARLKES OKAY

[cruentumrosas]

[mcavoy]

big mood

[keisuk3-deactivated20160705]

[xxxxxxxxxx9y-blog]

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

[yamino]

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

[bitterbeetle]

so tomorrow I’m moving out of the apartment I’ve been living in for four years during school, and there’s a lot of little things that I’m going to miss?? just tiny inconsequential things like

the little pictures of dylan o’brien we have scattered around the inside of the cupboard doors

plus the zac efron with googly eyes for boobs

the cork we put on the top drawer so the cutlery would stop sliding around

why do we have two exit signs??? idk but they’re great nightlights

also the map of the apartment by one of the doors. you might get lost.

that dent we gouged out of the wall the very first day we moved in with furniture

the massive tear in the drywall on the ceiling from ripping off a command hook

the paper cat sitting on the baseboard

the paper bird sitting on the shoe rack

apparently my socks leave scuff marks – they’re on the ceiling 

the brown paper we sticky-tacked to the living room wall, covered in shit we’ve Brandon has said and shit we wanna watch and the complete LGBTA+ acronym declaring that the A’s are for alligator and ally, and B for buffalo

“police for the hot curly stuff”

“your soggy popcorn is hopping”

“the bright eyes car is doing the hot sun thing”

the gap above the cupboard that we’ve shoved every single appliance manual in for safekeeping

that hole in the vestibule that houses squirrels, affectionately named greybeard, blackbeard and theodora

magnetic word poetry on the fridge

the lazy susan

the fact there’s a second metal shelf in the shower held up solely by embroidery thread

those cheesy wall decals we put on in the first month of living there and we can’t take them down because they will rip the paint off the wall

and the fact they sort of not really match the pink chairs and the pink pillows and the pink blanket

the little sticker that came from the bottom of something we bought years ago that we’ve been hiding since – in random places – waiting for the other to find it

that time we went to see man of steel, ended up winning the movie poster in a raffle, learned the title was spelled backwards on the other side of it, and used it as the internet password and the name of every single shrew that lives in the wall

may whatever leetsfonam currently in the wall live long

@pansy-sidekick @dragoonkain @theproblemoforange

and every single animal that’s been here, too – those damn goldfish, the hamsters myelin and bessie, the bettas toothless and imhotep and leviathan, best cat oreo, and my birds even tho they’re coming home with me, but i won’t hear them tweet angrily at me while cooking anymore

[pansy-sidekick]

YYAAAAAASSSSS ITS THE END OF AN ERA

[eikotheblue]

A VERY LEGITIMATE GENDER QUIZ

please everyone take this quiz it’s so important

[defectivealtruist]

my gender is VENDING MACHINE

[shacklesburst]

Your gender is: THE ANGEL RAMIEL FROM NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

[schazardous]

Your gender is: UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Your gender is not yet finished! They’re still working on it – check back in a bit.

[ixcaliber]

my gender is RAMIEL holy shit thanks this quiz

[dosendumbledore-blog]

Tubbs from Neko Atsume

[niyarest]

[cupofcastiel]

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people 

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[freutsch]

I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go

[pansy-sidekick]

I like abs.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[cat-memes-only]

😍

[sprousetwinsblog]

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Target is a great store… I love Target

[kinesthetiacreal-deactivated201]

I like the weird popcorn smell. Being in a target always feels somewhat hyperreal idk how to describe it but the sense of reality in a target is always a bit unhinged

[emmaloueez]

how does this have this many notes

[spottiedottie2]

[weloveshortvideos]

if this ain’t me

[neworleans-unknown]

Licking up the tears

[shencomix]

The comic for men.

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