brandon’s first impressions
i mean she watched four episodes once upon a time but apparently remembered very little besides midoriya so HERE WE GO. I google imaged their names and she guessed based on whatever showed up.
Bakugou: Looks like a grouchier Tsukki like if he could kill someone instead of angsting them to death. Quirk: fire
Kirishima: Vacuum cleaner hair. Dragon ball Z. It’s the hair. Looks like a stupid 12 year old with muscles. Quirk: hair magnet???
Todoroki: Zuko. Shion (from No.6) and Zuko have a baby with trust issues. So misunderstood. And alone on prom night. Quirk: ice
Ashido: Demonic cotton candy. Could be a lesbian. Quirk: soul crusher (but in a nice way)
Asui: Main guy got caught in the rain and then Toph (i don’t understand this bit either). Scared Toph, frightened easily. Does she have mom hair is she gonna die. Quirk: flying
Yaoyorozu: Rad hair! from One Piece. Could be a lesbian. Hair is made out of knives. Quirk: can’t get stabbed
Kaminari: Looks like Death the Kid. Or the guy from FMA!! They have a son. Quirk: electricity
Uraraka: Adorable. Ray of sunshine. Badass rocks. Throws them. Quirk: rocks
Jirou: Mai and Death the Kid. Pretends to have no feelings and then cries. Probably has a bullied backstory. Quirk: plugs into tech stuff
Iida: Only swims butterfly. Quirk: speedy
Aoyama: Blonde lady. Lesbian. Coach from glee. Wait is she a guy. Quirk: sparkles
Ojiro: I hate his tail. Says “you’re gonna get in trouble” and then proceeds to be super obnoxious. Hate him. Quirk: tail
Koda: The fuck is that. Why’s his head an odd shape? A fish. I like him though, I feel bad. I just insulted Hunk. Kinda adorable. Nice guy. Quirk: animals/birds
Sato: Takeo from Oremonogatari and One Punch Man had a baby. Quirk: strong
Shouji: What the hell. Weird bat. His hair is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Quirk: weird bat arms with. Ew. Mouths. Buffy-esque villain.
Sero: Matt!! enthusiastic but no personality. Like Hinata, but empty. There is nothing behind those eyes. Quirk: skins himself and shoots it out his elbow
Tokoyami: That’s a bird. An angsty crow. When the bird gets naked in Mulan. Quirk: is bird
Tooru: He’s invisible. She.
Mineta: Powerpuff girls. Needs to be deakumatized. A child. A baby. Quirk: gets an inch taller and wears a UFO as a diaper. Gender undecided.
I WAS RIGHT ABOUT SPARLKES OKAY
















