she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
”It’ll depend on my mood.”
❛ I can put you in the mood. ❜
❝I—- oh.❞ She isn’t exactly sure what to make of this and she’s a little overwhelmed by the box being pushed in her direction and she’s at a loss for words. Thanks, right? That’s what she’s supposed to do in these situations. ❝T-thank y-you? How uh h-how much are they?❞ She lifts her purse and sets it on the counter, shuffling through the bag for her wallet.
❛ They're free. We have a few boxes of these on hand in case people like you come in, we want to educate public. ❜ She pushes the box towards the woman, with a grin, she's always taken a weird sense of pride when it came to help people reach enlightment as she liked to call it. ❛ I would recommend starting with something like Spiderman. ❜
‘ désolé — i mean, sorry.. ‘
❛ I mean, if you want to teach me, that's cool. I really only know English and AP Spanish, which I don't think counts since I can only ask about where the bathroom is. ❜
‘ j’adore quand vous appelez-moi bébé. ‘
❛ I don't even speak Asian, French is going to be a stretch. ❜
“Are you talking about right this very instance?”
❛ I can wait. ❜
”Yes. Go ahead and soak it up now.”
❛ What are the chances you'd fuck me again? ❜
”Crushes are more than just physical attraction. You may be hot, but you have the personality of a tool bag. And that is not attractive in the slightest.”
❛ Let's stick to the positives here -- so you do think I'm hot? ❜
❝I w-was looking f-for the p-pet store… & I d-don’t know w-what comic b-books are.❞
❛ ---- ❜ That is the look of complete and utter horror, the ravenette looks as if she's seen a ghost and it takes her a few moments to recover, immediately ducking under the counter and pulling out a box of mylar covered comic books. They range from X-MEN to Zombie Tramp. ❛ Take this box and go educate yourself. Comics are life. Life is comics.❜
“——Shut up.”
❛ If you have a crush on me just tell me, it's nothing to be embarrassed about, I'm pretty hot. I'd have a crush on me. ❜
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