Your beloved getaway

25 || she/her ||✨ I will never ask you for anything, except to dream sweet of me ✨||

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[laterkiss]

i want you (pathetic) (threat) (derogatory)

[0bscvr1ty]

bro entering that teashop:

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Behold!

A Cursed Image!

(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)

[asteroidtroglodyte]

4 legs?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

YOU WIN MOST CURSED TAGS THANK YOU

[asteroidtroglodyte]

THE SAGA FUCKING CONTINUES

[asteroidtroglodyte]

GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE POST

[asteroidtroglodyte]

WORSE IT GOT WORSE

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It is a very visibly double pregnant centaur standing between a vet’s office and a doctor’s office do try to keep up

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I like to imagine that a centaur tailor would have patterns ready for all the style of centaur pants:

Of course, as our lady is rocking the sundress look, I’m just going to assume she’s going au naturale on the front half. Gotta keep it aired out, you know? Keeps things smelling fresh.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Unfortunately, my Centaur Anatomical Charts do not cover the Reproductive System. Alas

[wizardofbones]

How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You are quite right!

She isn’t wearing heels!

Those are her hooves

Seriously. Zoom in.

[wizardofbones]

Strange

[asteroidtroglodyte]

No one ever knows what to say to that

[sapphireclawe]

So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere

[thelonebookman]

I am depressed by the lack of reference in this curséd thread to John Varley's Gaia trilogy and his Titanides.

*sigh* It's like no one reads the classics anymore...

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Holy shit you were not kidding

[knittedintoacorner]

At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Finally!

Someone looked at that Doctor’s expression!

Like. My guy is very happy to see her.

[bacony-cakes]

i'd recognize that face anywhere

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge

[misstextures]

I don't remember what I did for you to show this monstrosity upon me but I probably deserve it to be honest

[nosferattusx2-deactivated202502]

i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc

[azeofspades]

TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[questcult]

[questcult]

As for clothing, anything that snaps or buckles is unlikely for anatomical reasons.

So they'd likely wear something similar to a loincloth up front with a caparison tossed over their back half.

Which is surprisingly close to what she's wearing in the actual image except she's decided to have her ass all out, likely as a kink thing.

[fenixfoxtrot510]

[theoneicelady]

Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Who are you, to be so wise in the ways of Science?

[thelonebookman]

Parthenogenesis is specifically in reference to Varley's Titanide centaurs from his Gaia trilogy.

IIRC (it's been a while):

Titanides have either male or female human genitals in front and both sets of horse genitals behind.

Front sex creates an egg (marble sized) that gets manually implanted in the rear and fertilized with the rear equipment.

Here's a diagram from the book illustrating the various possible permutations:

The Titanides are the most fully fleshed out species in the trilogy, but there is LOTS of freaky wild biology including a completely organic luftwaffe and film crews from booms to camera, all living things (the alien creating all of this life watched a lot of old movies).

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, a Centaur Biologist, at the Titanides Breeding Season Soirée & Orgy, trying to categorize everything going on around me:

[fairycosmos]

can’t talk right now. im partaking in the social ritual of correct micro facial expressions

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[ratghosttt]

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

[fernandesart]

Leaving his firelord duties to help out uncle in his tea shop for the day🍵

[omtai]

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

[achillesinhighheels]

[fernandesart]

Kisses💫

[incorrectzukka]

Zuko, tracking the Gaang to the Air temple: I’m sorry to interrupt you.

the Gaang, getting ready to fight: How did you get here?!

Zuko: I’m not here to discuss your lack of security. I’m here to apologise.

[gummywurm-gaming]

[zukosgay]

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

[zukosgay]

this shit absolutely sends me

[what-even-is-thiss]

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love cultural exchange

[jamesbitchjames]

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.