rutherford

kcabdnomaid ~ they/them ~ a cast-iron pan/a thick-lipped bi-valve

[icaseybaybee]

[the-big-mood]

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

[parkchanwoohoo]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[freakyolivelady]

you've met me at a very eye emoji time in my life 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Hollywood really could have that category

[shinybrightthing-deactivated202]

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

[gingik]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[paxamericana]

boss texted me "i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office"

i literally have no idea what she's talking about

[wrenchinator-central]

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[tall]

[laterkiss]

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

[laterkiss]

don't even remember posting this