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Patrick did not like confrontation. He didn’t like having to ask someone why they took what they did from the coffee shop he worked at, but he knew that if he saw something, he had to follow through with it. So when the person told him nothing was broken, he couldn’t help but give her a incredulous look. “I…I s-s-saw y-y-you…” Great. he was really hoping he didn’t have to speak.

Crap, did she break him? “I mean, it’s just a cup, right? Not like there’s anything I can do to fix it.” Prude hoped the guy didn’t suggest she pay for it because that was a no-go. She flashed a little smile. “You’re doing a great job, though. Keep it up, bro,” she added, lightly punching the guy’s arm as she tried to scoot by.

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Patrick knew what his boss would do. He would tell her to pay for it or to work for it. Patrick wasn't sure if he was assertive enough to do that. He really just wanted the entire situation to end. "I.....D-D-Do you h-h-have any m-money on y-y-you to p-pay for that?"

#c: prudence #mobile

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Prude tried to speed walk away naturally, and it almost worked until someone stepped right in front of her and shook her confidence a bit. Still, they played it off as smooth as possible. “Hm? I didn’t break anything, no. I did not. Not a single thing I broke, not I…didn’t do it.” Like butter.

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Patrick did not like confrontation. He didn’t like having to ask someone why they took what they did from the coffee shop he worked at, but he knew that if he saw something, he had to follow through with it. So when the person told him nothing was broken, he couldn’t help but give her a incredulous look. “I...I s-s-saw y-y-you...” Great. he was really hoping he didn’t have to speak.

#c: prudence

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Break Buds || Patrick & JJ

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Jack-Jack was glad to share his night. Patrick seemed to enjoy it too, at least the Parr thought so. He didn’t want it to seem like he was bragging or guilting his coworker/friend into showing up to the next one, but he did want to share the fun night. Of course, at the mention of the girl, and Patrick’s prying, the Parr couldn’t help but get a goofy grin on his face.

“Petunia. Like the flower.” He offered, with a chuckle, “And… ahhh” The smile dipped to a wince, “I was… nervous. We really only danced and chatted briefly, I didn’t want to freak her out or assume anything? I got an older sister who rants to me about that enough and how upset she is guys do that. Made me pretty cautious in that area early on. y’know? Public spaces are safe, though. With witnesses. And coffee, if she really dislikes me or I’m a jerk and wants to throw hot liquid at me–” He froze, realizing that maybe he channeled a bit too much Violet into that statement. “I… maybe should mention my sister is really against guys hitting on her out of nowhere.”

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Patrick couldn’t help but smile. It was nice to know how respectful JJ treated women. it was no wonder Petunia fell for his charm...He frowned. He needed to stop acting like she wasn’t him....or he wasn’t her. It was confusing. He didn’t know what he was. But that was for a another time.

“P-P-Petunia, huh? P-P-Pretty name...” His sister seemed to have taught him all of the right things. Patrick wouldn’t know what would have happened if he would have been more..forward. “I umm....I a-a-actually k-know a...P-Petunia...” What was he doing? He knew he should shut up, but now JJ was really looking at him. “S-S-She’s r-r-really...h-hot? No...p-pretty. D-Dark l-l-long hair, r-r-raspy voice, and....p-p-pretty e-eyes....? I d-don’t know if s-s-she’s the s-s-same Pe-Petunia though...”

#c: jj #rip

For both Petunia and Patrick: What's the dirtiest joke you can think of / know?

Patrick: “I-I-I-I.....d-d-don’t know a-a-any....”

Petunia: “Easy! What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?” She giggled. “It’s gum!”

#fun friday #ask #Anonymous

You're a bottom, right? No judging or anything. Just checking.

“I d-d-don’t k-k-know!”

ooc: deadass a bottom but he could bring it if he tries

#fun friday #ask #Anonymous

Think you'd be loud or quiet?

“I.....ummm.....I......”

ooc: loud. loud af.

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Petunia, I need dish. What's the latest gossip?

“Not enough gossip to spread, darling! There’s a certain First Ringer who is totally making hearteyes at an Outer Ringer. I don’t know if it’s public about her liking the ladies so I’m just going to call her Tragic. Oh! Benji is totally crushing on someone but too C-U-T-E to say anything. Don’t worry, we see you boo! Oh and JJ still hasn’t called me and I haven’t made it easy for him to do that. So. I guess I’m causing my own drama.”

#fun friday #ask #fowl-mouthed-coroner

petunia, who do you think would make some hot couples?

She folded her hands together. “Alright. So we know me and literally whatever cute boy who can step it up would make the best IT couple to hit the Second Ring. As for everyone else....Judy and Donald would be flaming h-o-t. Holley and Arthur I would LOVE. Tommy and Dory? I’m going to call it now! And Luiz and Barry need to just stay together forever. Everyone else needs to try harder. I want more people to love!