i want to fuck nagito komaeda 🦅🇺🇸

[patrioticjim86]

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Gay people will talk all about community whole time theyre JUST trying to fuck u 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yuppiesnpuppies]

It just keeps on going

[patrioticjim86]

in 2020 i was 11/12 when the whole shifting thing hit the mainstream and all i knew is you could shift to fictional places and meet ur favs (allegedly) and i was smack in the middle of the worst danganronpa spell ever i was in a genuine psychosis over this game anyways so i spent months trying to shift to meet nagito and one night i remember getting really light headed and floaty and dizzy and i was like oh fuck oh shit this is happening and so i started going IM ON JABBERWOCK ISLAND IM ON JABBERWOCK ISLAND IM ON JABBERWOCK ISLAND loud as fuck in my head over and over until i “felt” myself in a different bed in a different room I didnt Open my eyes yet but i laid their and i Knew i was in a different place and so im laying there for a million years when i feel someone Lay down NEXT to me and who is it but nagito fucking komaeda. he curls up around me and starts petting my hair and whispering right in my ear and it ended up scaring me so bad that i woke right up. the fucked up part is i was home by myself too

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i have a picture of nagito up in my shower and i stare at it while i shower and imagine its him picking and eating lice out of my hair and it makes me scream with pleasure

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will someone reblog this with a picture of nagito komaeda and roleplay as him for a second and tell me to work on this script and not just sit here

[patrioticjim86]

posthaste

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yall arent getting no fucking christmas if i dont finish this by june 11th

[bluejaymarin]

hey guys its nagito from danganronpa if you dont work on the script no one's getting a footjob for 3 moons

[patrioticjim86]

right away nagito komaeda 😳😳😳

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will someone reblog this with a picture of nagito komaeda and roleplay as him for a second and tell me to work on this script and not just sit here

[biteyourblog]

nagito: work on your script hermaphroditejim86! ill be so hopeful if you finish your script! aha aah i could never write a script im so worthless

[patrioticjim86]

yes nagito komaeda

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right away nagito komaeda

[patrioticjim86]

i love you nagito komaeda

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people that can do a solid nagito komaeda impression hmu i got a way you can make So Much Money off of me

[patrioticjim86]

narcissists who can do a solid nagito komaeda impression please dm me i can provide narc fuel reaaaaalllll good

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my bed is so cold and im so scared. if only nagito shirtless wearing nothing but his underwear and socks because hes a little freak like that. and he was wrapped around me. then i’d be okay

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my first memory of being embarrassed was when in 5th grade i was hyperfixated on tf2 and all the electronic access i had was the livingroom alexa (i had all of my devices taken from me due to staying up late and roleplaying on amino into the late hours of the morning) (i had a house phone. one with a cord) and i found the widowmaker vs sniper tf2 rap battle thing by JT music and i somehow accidentally liked the song (i had 24/7 access to the alexa because my parents were never home from 7-4 pm cuz they had jobs and i was home all the time cuz it was lowkey summer break) and in accidentally favoriting it, it was added to the liked songs playlist and one weekend when both of my parents they were inclined to tell alexa to play music without being real descriptive about what TO play and suddenly all i heard from my bedroom was the intro to it and i actually ran out of my room and unplugged it before throwing the alexa down to the ground as hard as i could. i ended up breaking it and got beat so bad that my ears rung for a week

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[patrioticjim86]

oh FUCK dude ive waited YEARS for this

[patrioticjim86]

IM SHAKING IM SO EXCITED

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i may or may not have dabbled into some witchery so let me know when you see a lanky, sickly pale mayo hair smelling guy spawn in your room, yeah?

wait what

[patrioticjim86]

REALLY?

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this is the best day of my life when is he going to be here holy shit

[patrioticjim86]

i may or may not have dabbled into some witchery so let me know when you see a lanky, sickly pale mayo hair smelling guy spawn in your room, yeah?

wait what

[patrioticjim86]

REALLY?