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Virgil: Anything is possible...

Thomas: Thanks Roman!

Roman: That wasn’t me, it was Virgil-

Virgil: Mhm, just think, someone could be breaking into your car right now. Anything is possible.

Virgil: I like the rain, it’s peaceful

Virgil: It’ll also help you cover up a murder.

Logan: The rain doesn’t need to if you use an Icicle.

Roman: What the fawk is wrong with you guys?!-

A plan doesn’t work:

Roman: So, should we go onto plan 8?

Logan: Technically, that would be plan G.

Patton: How many plans do we have? It’s there a plan M?

Logan: Yes but, in plan M, Virgil disappears.

Virgil: I like plan M, can we go that one?

Patton: VIRGIL NO!-

Patton: If you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

Roman: I’d be a dog, they are one of the most loyal animals!

Logan: I guess I would be a Llama, no further questions asked.

Patton: I’ll ba a kitten! They’re just so cute!!

Janus: I’d be a full snake...just look at me.

Remus: I’d be a raccoon!

Virgil: I would be a dinosaur.

Roman: What, why?

Virgil: Because they’re all dead.

Patton: Kiddo-

(What animal would you be and why? I would be an Emu, I think they’re really cute!!)

Virgil: Do you have the time time?

Patton: Of course I do! What do you need? Did someone hurt you?! Do you need me to fight someone? I know how to hide a body! Oh, Remus can help! Someone was making fun of Remy and me and Remus took care of it so, we got this. Who do we need to kill?

Roman: Umm padre?

Patton: Yea?

Virgil: Dad, I ment, do you know what time it is?-

Patton: Oh! Umm no sorry I don't-

Logan: I-

Virgil: *on the fridge* Im not getting down.

Logan: Virgil. Get down.

Virgil: No, you can't make me

Logan: Oh really? Want to "Bet"

Virgil: Yeah, $500

Logan: Alright.

Logan: *yelling* Patton!!

Virgil: *gets down from the fridge and gives logan the money*

Virgil: Fuck you.

#sanders sides

Roman: I'm on the Virge.

Logan: On the Virge of what, Roman?

Roman: I'm just on the Virge.

Patton: What kiddo?

Virgil: Haha. Very funny, now get off of me Roman.

#sanders sides #roman sanders #patton sanders #logan sanders #virgil sanders

I love all of you, and if you need to talk to me about stuff that is bothering you, i’ll be here and you can tell me anything! (as long as you are comfortable with it!)

Have a great day kiddo’s!

#i love you all

hi want some tea or something

Hey sis, I heard you have tea? Gurl, you gotta fill me in!!

- Remy

can you adopt me please

Yesh!! I'd love to kiddo! UwU

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Emile asked me what I thought this ment:

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.i.h.m

And I replied with: Why do I miss you when all you do is hurt me..?

I thought that was what it was but I guess it wasn’t that because now I have to see him for therapy three times a week because he thinks im depressed..

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mood

though only because i am actually depressed

are you okay patton

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Aww kiddo! Im doing alright, just a bit worried about Remus at the moment, he came over and him and Roman started to yell at eachother, Roman said some pretty mean things..but kiddo, it’s gonna be alright, im here for you and you can tell me anything that is bothering you. (If you are comfortable with it!) I’ve been seeing Emile and he really listens to me, he’s great! Have an amazing day kiddo!

*Someone talking to Patton*

The person: You don’t look gay..

Patton: Oh! Give ma a second kiddo, let me get my gay suit on..

Patton:

Patton: This better?

The person: cOuLd bE gAyEr

(I’m sorry, I don’t know why I did this-)

#patton sanders #could be gayer #sanders sides #incorrect quotes

Emile asked me what I thought this ment:

w.d.i.m.y.w.a.y.d.i.h.m

And I replied with: Why do I miss you when all you do is hurt me..?

I thought that was what it was but I guess it wasn’t that because now I have to see him for therapy three times a week because he thinks im depressed..

Hi kiddos! Patton here, I just wanted you all to know that i’ve been thinking about Janus and Remus joining the light sides, I mean they deserve a second chance...right? I haven’t told Thomas or the other sides about it because i’m not sure what there going to think about it..Roman might not like the idea because his brother is Remus and they don’t get along, Janus and Roman really don’t get along at all and there both dark sides so i’m not sure if I should tell all of the sides at once or just a few at a time or none of them...what do you think I should do?

Thats what he yelled..-

Virgil: Does anyone have headphones?

Logan: I do *pulls out headphones*

Virgil: *puts them over Pattons ears*

Virgil: FUCK!

#sanders sides #incorrect quotes

I just wanted him to say it a bit nicer-

Logan: Where is the fucking crofters?

Patton: Language!

Logan: English

Patton: No, I mean could you maybe say it a bit nicer?

Logan: May I ascertain the whereabouts of the fucking crofters?

#sanders sides #incorrect quotes

Logan umm-

Virgil: Do you want to tell me how you crashed the car?

Patton: We were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Logan couldn’t see so I shouted “Logan, deer!”

Logan:

Patton: Do you want to tell him what your response was?..

Logan:

Logan: “Yes, honey?”

Virgil: ....I-

#logan no #funny #sanders sides

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