irl barbie

[yslgirl-deactivated20180528]

https://instagram.com/p/BXThBAWgt6G/

[obsessed4020]

[tkkatherineblog]

[86oz]

[2fleur]

https://instagram.com/p/BTjam7Sjr0g

[photographicpictures]

Baby Mariacarla and Baby Gael by Bruce Weber, 2002 

[scrapbookharald]

TREZZERS

[kissedbythevoid]

[tinyghosthands]

Poems written by elementary school students to greet fliers at Miami International Airport

[slavery]

Doctor: so…do u remember anything

Me, after losing my memory: I remember syrup sandwiches

Doctor:

Damn.

[futchsango-deactivated20171125]

i am the most boring person and never have anything interesting to say and thats the real tea 

[perennialgarden]

[jedijenkins]

when it’s 2017 and you’ve left your ability to give a shit in the rearview mirror as you ascend to the astral plane

[antoniporowski]

We’re in 2017 while Jim is in 3089 A.D.B.C.E.

[princes-heels-deactivated201912]

mood

[ccstcrptc]

kwing

[paulaanka-blog]

getting your hair cut at any super cuts/great clips/whatever

woman with scissors: I can tell by the quality of your hair you're a real piece of shit idiot. you really seem like some kind of degenerate subhuman. im not going to give you the haircut you want because you will look like a fuck freak dunce and im the professional here

me with my arms bound by the shitty plastic cape appreciating how apocalyptically ugly I look in it: haha okay

[effington]

[longseasons]

@racial

[craigslits]

[publicschoolstories]