and i don't wanna be found.

Carlitos.

[alexastfu]

It’s all in my head though, at least it’s now out loud.

[penaguins]

You're completely normal.

[alexastfu]

Listen, there’s some stuff that other people shouldn’t know.

[penaguins]

I'm surprised no ones caught on yet.

[queen-rihenna]

Hello

[penaguins]

Lizzie McGuire.

[alexastfu]

Ever just spend a few hours alone with yourself and just end up saying, “Bruh, I’m weird as fuck”? Because I do.

[penaguins]

You have these conversations with yourself even when you're with other people around. 

[byewes]

Should’ve made your dog attack them.

[penaguins]

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen though.

[bridgitwho]

What’d your dog do the whole time? Did you even try to run?

[penaguins]

She watched. All that training for nothing. I did! That's how my shirt got ripped.

[stfuj]

I know, you know better. I’ll squish you.

[penaguins]

Let's not get that carried away now.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

Fine I’ll buy you a really expensive shirt

[penaguins]

I expect it in an hour.

[stfuj]

I have a kid. You can’t do that shit. 

[penaguins]

Good thing I was joking then

[weedingthroughthegarden]

uh a lot I get paid by youtube

[penaguins]

Then a really expensive one.

[stfuj]

Savages.

[penaguins]

I gave them your address.

[weedingthroughthegarden]

How expensive are we talking?

[penaguins]

Uh, like, I don't know. How much money you got?

[weedingthroughthegarden]

I’m sorry I’ll buy you a new shirt okay?

[penaguins]

I want an expensive shirt.

[penaguins]

Sorry i was just so excited!

[penaguins]

I thought I could trust you.

[penaguins]

Alright listen to this, I was walking down my block with Sydney because obviously that's what I do when I saw a group of teenage girls. Clearly that's never a good sign. Long story short, they took my shirt. Ripped it clean off my body, like damn little homies relax we could have taken a selfie.

[werdbro]

I heard this joke today and I can’t stop laughing at that shit. My little bitch laugh came out.

[penaguins]

Must have been a good joke if it made you laugh like a bitch.

[bridgitwho]

I mean, if you’re bored one day, I’m always, sometimes free and you seem like a good time. I totally lied, I’m always free but I didn’t want you to think I was a loser.

[penaguins]

You're always free? I don't know if I can hang out with someone that's always free. I'm kidding, I'm always free too. We'll be losers together.