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Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office

"Wh- What are you talking about?"

LOOK AT THIS.

WHY IS SHE HERE.

"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"

SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME

"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"

IDK </3

"How do you keep finding these Cookies!? Is- Is that even a COOKIE!?"

IM A THERAPIST. THEY JUST WALK INTO MY OFFICE AND TALK IDK HOW THEY FIND ME

"Well, I suppose that means your famous but that still leaves the question! Is that EVEN A COOKIE!?"

I DONT KNOW I ASKED HER NAME SHE JUST SAID "kromer" AND SMILED LIKE THIS

"THAT'S MY SMILE! WHY DOES SHE SMILE LIKE ME!?"

Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office

"Wh- What are you talking about?"

LOOK AT THIS.

WHY IS SHE HERE.

"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"

SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME

"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"

IDK </3

"How do you keep finding these Cookies!? Is- Is that even a COOKIE!?"

IM A THERAPIST. THEY JUST WALK INTO MY OFFICE AND TALK IDK HOW THEY FIND ME

"Well, I suppose that means your famous but that still leaves the question! Is that EVEN A COOKIE!?"

Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office

"Wh- What are you talking about?"

LOOK AT THIS.

WHY IS SHE HERE.

"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"

SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME

"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"

IDK </3

"How do you keep finding these Cookies!? Is- Is that even a COOKIE!?"

Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office

"Wh- What are you talking about?"

LOOK AT THIS.

WHY IS SHE HERE.

"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"

SHE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT HUMAN WHOLENESS AND HUMAN ROBOT PROSTHETIC SURGERIES HELP ME

"Are you sure that's not just a roboticist? Are you sure you didn't just drag a roboticist here?"

Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office

"Wh- What are you talking about?"

LOOK AT THIS.

WHY IS SHE HERE.

"That looks like a knight. Why is a KNIGHT in your office?"

Why the fuck is Franz Kromer from hit German novel Demian in my fucking office

"Wh- What are you talking about?"

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍

Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals

Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.

"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."

"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"

IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME

"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."

But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔

"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"

YES I HAVE THEM BOTH UMBRA AND IM LIKE 200TH IN YOUR TRIAL PLEAAAAASE

"Get to number 1 in my 'trial'. This I demand."

BUT IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET TOP 100 ITS SO HARD PLEASE 😢😢😢 YOURE ON MY BI FLAG I SLEEP WITH A PILLOW AND BLANKET OF YOY PLEAAAAASE

"That is-"

"Goodness, that's a beautiful flag. Has my exact likeness!"

😍 tha k you

#umbral pact? for like dumdum facts [shitposting in character]

"Of course. I can't stop staring at it."

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍

Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals

Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.

"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."

"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"

IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME

"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."

But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔

"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"

YES I HAVE THEM BOTH UMBRA AND IM LIKE 200TH IN YOUR TRIAL PLEAAAAASE

"Get to number 1 in my 'trial'. This I demand."

BUT IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET TOP 100 ITS SO HARD PLEASE 😢😢😢 YOURE ON MY BI FLAG I SLEEP WITH A PILLOW AND BLANKET OF YOY PLEAAAAASE

#umbral pact? for like dumdum facts [shitposting in character]

"That is-"

"Goodness, that's a beautiful flag. Has my exact likeness!"

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍

Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals

Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.

"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."

"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"

IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME

"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."

But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔

"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"

YES I HAVE THEM BOTH UMBRA AND IM LIKE 200TH IN YOUR TRIAL PLEAAAAASE

#umbral pact? for like dumdum facts [shitposting in character]

"Get to number 1 in my 'trial'. This I demand."

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍

Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals

Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.

"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."

"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"

IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME

"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."

But you're already maxxed and I even bought deershroom's costume 😢😢😢💔

#umbral pact? for like dumdum facts [shitposting in character]

"But have you obtained both of my costumes yet?"

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍

Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals

Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.

"When - NOT IF - WHEN I get another 'update' for this so-called 'Cookie Run: Oven-break' ALL OF YOU, Umbral Pact or otherwise, owe me MONEY! 500 crystals, 1000 coins, and all of your Rainbow Cubes."

"Soon, it will happen and all of your FINANCIAL RESOURCES WILL BE MINE! AHAHAHAHA!"

IVE ALREADY SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON YOU MY LOVE😍😍😍😍😍💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 NOT8CE ME

#i need a tag for roleplaying for the shits and giggles #uhhh #umbral pact? for like dumdum facts [shitposting in character]

"Wonderful! Unfortunately I need more cash."

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

I love obscure umbra so much I want to.marry them in every possible form that exists 😍😍😍

Pov: average posting about a character with a vague backstory and terrible morals

Cookie run WILL make umbra relevant. They WILL make them actually have screentime.