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crowley does not often become a woman, not these days, not when being a woman is just as insidious and flaying as it was when the world was new. he does it when he needs to be stronger, when he needs to be beautiful and cutting and just cruel enough to keep all the jagged edges of humanity at bay.

when he does, aziraphale luxuriates in it. sinful angel that he is, he is greedy, gluttonous, and every facet of crowley is a new fractal of light to be admired, hoarded and adored. he collects them, guards them jealously.

sometimes crowley is a man, and sometimes she is a woman, begging aziraphale to her bed, keening and needing and just cruel enough to be selfish. and aziraphale, greedy devil that he is, goes to her. he peels off layer upon layer of clothing, exposes her, pale and vulnerable, and gluts himself on her secrets: on flesh that has never bent toward temptation, on wide, golden eyes and clutching fingers. he gluts himself between her thighs, laving, kissing, sucking, inside her, ravenous, greedy, teasing her, making her keen and sob and cry out with every prayer of his lips and worship of his tongue. her fingers pull painfully in his hair, clawing, frantic, needing.

and when she gasps, shudders, collapses into herself, aziraphale rises, just the faintest hint of a smile pulling at his mouth, arms strong and sure around her as he lifts her, carries her. bedsprings creak, the world spins. he grips her hips, pushes inside in one desperate, needing thrust, for he is wretched with the wanting of it. it’s wanting and having and downfall, the unslaked thirst of a poor parched fool drinking poison in an endless desert. her fingers score lines across his back, delight in ravaging the unmarked flesh.

the basest human sensation overwhelms him, a dance as old and vital as the thump of blood in his ears. his fingers bruise her as he comes, head bent, teeth gritted against an unholy oath. he kisses her and his lips are slick with her, filthy with her, tasting ever and only of her.

“you are so beautiful,” he tells crowley, later, nestled close with his arm folded over her midriff. sleepy, sated, she tilts her head against his. so are you.

mmfood

Warm glazed donut ice cream sandwiches

forineffablereasons

I can't unsee retired-living-in-South-Downs Crowley being part of the local knitting society, where he meets with other knitters in the village. There's wine. They all bitch about their SOs in the most loving ways while arguing about the "right way" to knit which patterns. Thanks.

crowley: and then he left flowers on the counter for me so now I HAVE to pop into the bakery for those little cakes he likes, you know he does that on purpose

maggie: what sort of flowers?

harriet: what sort of cakes??

crowley: red fucking roses, can you believe? I’ve got a plan though, we’re talking red velvet cake with champagne in bed AND I picked up this little lace number -

jo: all right, keep it clean,

crowley: but I’ll show HIM who’s the more romantic of the two of us, I’m going to lay him out flat and suck -

jo: I SAID KEEP IT CLEAN

maggie: no, go on, I want to know

saratsuzuki

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agwitow

A Writer’s Ask Game

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ren-nolasco

Inspired by Nanny Knows Best. I’ve always loved stories about those years they raised Warlock together and that one really captivated me.

mmfood

Leveling up my sourdough game.

madseance

Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put the one thing you’re not allowed to have right in front of you, like what’s that about

the-moon-loves-the-sea

Ok and consider: Crowley is also the one thing Aziraphale is not allowed to have. Everything else on earth isn’t forbidden, even if it’s a little odd for an angel to want sushi, or Sondheim tickets, or satin shoes.

But Crowley is off-limits. He’s the enemy. He’s constantly trying to get Aziraphale to question Heaven’s orders and their explanations, to ask himself what is really the right thing to do.

Why was the apple forbidden food? It gave the knowledge of good and evil. It enabled them to choose for themselves instead of blindly obeying orders. Why is Crowley forbidden company? He does the same.

fred-erick-frankenstein

Uuh…i like…that??? It gives me feels…

notfunctioningshipper

all this time… i thought aziraphale was forbidden for Crowley… but now.. Crowley is the Apple™

fred-erick-frankenstein

He’s a snack

the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon

The forbidden snack!

starcatching

#sometimes you have to put on your prettiest outfit and get sentenced to death in the midst of the french revolution just to have a chance to ask your crush out on a date

iosaturnalia

I am completely in love with his expression in the middle left gif. Such sass.

I am actually 90% positive that he planned this entire debacle TO get Crowley to save him. When he hears Crowley’s voice he isn’t surprised, he’s just delighted.

ghostcupdraws

Ok, so you know that amazing vintage photo from the stage production of The Warrior’s Husband?

That Amazon energy is now fierce angel energy, and a certain demon is very appreciative.

ame-edel

I got thinking… Crowley deserves another nap

the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon

He does. Thank you for that art ♡

adventures-in-poor-planning

every second aziraphael goodomens is onscreen with the other angels he just radiates “uncomfortable gay cousin at the family reunion” vibes. like at no point during the show is he literally listening to his uncle talk about sports and trying not to give away that he doesn’t know either of the teams he’s talking about but spiritually, spiritually that’s exactly where he’s at.

adventures-in-poor-planning

conversely crowley also has gay cousin vibes around the other demons but in his case, it’s like “yes i am gay and also cooler and better than all of you” vibes. like “FINE i’ll show up but it’ll be late and with iced coffee and also i’ll sit at the kids table and tell them about witchcraft” vibes.