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@pete-the-rat
hii!! i’m pete :3
i’m 16! gryffindor!!
I love herbology and astronomy
i’m asexual/aromantic
he/him <3
my current friends are
@the-h0ttest-star
@somethingso-magic-aboutyou
@icantotallysee
@arcturus-shining
@barty-party
@red-hair-dont-caree
@hotblondechic
@severusforcedaccount
@steal-the-m00n
@thereelheiressoftheblackfamily
@pandora-the-cooler-rosier
@andis-galaxyyy
@pretty-fl0wer
@rosierrelevant
────୨ৎ────
Mary Elizabeth Macdonald !! ৎ˚₊‧
∿ ⋅ she/her, gryffindor, pansexual, ESFP, Virgo !!
₊˚ʚ Likes﹕peach tea, lip oils, hair clips, the study of flowers, beaches, gelato, poems and composing music
₊˚ʚ Friends﹕@hotblondechic @red-hair-dont-caree @icantotallysee @the-h0ttest-star @steal-the-m00n @pete-the-rat @somethingso-magic-aboutyou
@arcturus-shining @barty-party @severusforcedaccount @thereelheiressoftheblackfamily @pandora-the-cooler-rosier @andis-galaxyyy @pretty-fl0wer @rosierrelevant
maryyy!!!! hiiiiiiiiii
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
Protect my broom!! There's people always out to get her, so you gotta protect her for me
you think that's good?
*they nod*
Great! That work for you Pete?
yep!!
*the house elves cheer and pete and james get picked up two feet of the floor by a swarm of happy house elves who now attempt to stuff pastries in their face and “thank them for helping them get their rights”*
*James is laughing his ass off, trying not to choke*
They're awfully strong for such small creatures
*pete happens to be struggling because he’s laying face down on top of the swarm and gives a thumbs up from where he is*
can you… put us down please??
*The elves consider it for a moment before continuing on*
If you put us down, I'll give you a special chore for today?!
*the elves cheer again and put the two down, finally*
*James sighs, relieved but still laughing*
How about you deep clean our whole dorm today? as a reward?
*James looks to Pete*
this is insane
*pete is laughing incredulously at the fact that the elves want to clean.*
well, glad that situations taken care of.
Same here
maybe we should escape while we can?
yes. definitely.
lets go then!!
*he bolted out of the kitchens*
*pete follows, however clumsily*
*they make it out of the door (in the form of a portrait of a bowl of fruits) and shut it quickly*
*pete breathes a sigh of relief*
what now?
Im not sure...
wanna just wander? I found some new secret passages!!
oooh!! show me!!
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
Protect my broom!! There's people always out to get her, so you gotta protect her for me
you think that's good?
*they nod*
Great! That work for you Pete?
yep!!
*the house elves cheer and pete and james get picked up two feet of the floor by a swarm of happy house elves who now attempt to stuff pastries in their face and “thank them for helping them get their rights”*
*James is laughing his ass off, trying not to choke*
They're awfully strong for such small creatures
*pete happens to be struggling because he’s laying face down on top of the swarm and gives a thumbs up from where he is*
can you… put us down please??
*The elves consider it for a moment before continuing on*
If you put us down, I'll give you a special chore for today?!
*the elves cheer again and put the two down, finally*
*James sighs, relieved but still laughing*
How about you deep clean our whole dorm today? as a reward?
*James looks to Pete*
this is insane
*pete is laughing incredulously at the fact that the elves want to clean.*
well, glad that situations taken care of.
Same here
maybe we should escape while we can?
yes. definitely.
lets go then!!
*he bolted out of the kitchens*
*pete follows, however clumsily*
*they make it out of the door (in the form of a portrait of a bowl of fruits) and shut it quickly*
*pete breathes a sigh of relief*
what now?
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
Protect my broom!! There's people always out to get her, so you gotta protect her for me
you think that's good?
*they nod*
Great! That work for you Pete?
yep!!
*the house elves cheer and pete and james get picked up two feet of the floor by a swarm of happy house elves who now attempt to stuff pastries in their face and “thank them for helping them get their rights”*
*James is laughing his ass off, trying not to choke*
They're awfully strong for such small creatures
*pete happens to be struggling because he’s laying face down on top of the swarm and gives a thumbs up from where he is*
can you… put us down please??
*The elves consider it for a moment before continuing on*
If you put us down, I'll give you a special chore for today?!
*the elves cheer again and put the two down, finally*
*James sighs, relieved but still laughing*
How about you deep clean our whole dorm today? as a reward?
*James looks to Pete*
this is insane
*pete is laughing incredulously at the fact that the elves want to clean.*
well, glad that situations taken care of.
Same here
maybe we should escape while we can?
yes. definitely.
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
Protect my broom!! There's people always out to get her, so you gotta protect her for me
you think that's good?
*they nod*
Great! That work for you Pete?
yep!!
*the house elves cheer and pete and james get picked up two feet of the floor by a swarm of happy house elves who now attempt to stuff pastries in their face and “thank them for helping them get their rights”*
*James is laughing his ass off, trying not to choke*
They're awfully strong for such small creatures
*pete happens to be struggling because he’s laying face down on top of the swarm and gives a thumbs up from where he is*
can you… put us down please??
*The elves consider it for a moment before continuing on*
If you put us down, I'll give you a special chore for today?!
*the elves cheer again and put the two down, finally*
*James sighs, relieved but still laughing*
How about you deep clean our whole dorm today? as a reward?
*James looks to Pete*
this is insane
*pete is laughing incredulously at the fact that the elves want to clean.*
well, glad that situations taken care of.
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
Protect my broom!! There's people always out to get her, so you gotta protect her for me
you think that's good?
*they nod*
Great! That work for you Pete?
yep!!
*the house elves cheer and pete and james get picked up two feet of the floor by a swarm of happy house elves who now attempt to stuff pastries in their face and “thank them for helping them get their rights”*
*James is laughing his ass off, trying not to choke*
They're awfully strong for such small creatures
*pete happens to be struggling because he’s laying face down on top of the swarm and gives a thumbs up from where he is*
can you… put us down please??
*The elves consider it for a moment before continuing on*
If you put us down, I'll give you a special chore for today?!
*the elves cheer again and put the two down, finally*
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
Protect my broom!! There's people always out to get her, so you gotta protect her for me
you think that's good?
*they nod*
Great! That work for you Pete?
yep!!
*the house elves cheer and pete and james get picked up two feet of the floor by a swarm of happy house elves who now attempt to stuff pastries in their face and “thank them for helping them get their rights”*
*James is laughing his ass off, trying not to choke*
They're awfully strong for such small creatures
*pete happens to be struggling because he’s laying face down on top of the swarm and gives a thumbs up from where he is*
can you… put us down please??
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
Protect my broom!! There's people always out to get her, so you gotta protect her for me
you think that's good?
*they nod*
Great! That work for you Pete?
yep!!
*the house elves cheer and pete and james get picked up two feet of the floor by a swarm of happy house elves who now attempt to stuff pastries in their face and “thank them for helping them get their rights”*
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
*Larry goes back to the other house elves, conferring before coming back*
"We would at the very least, like two more tasks to do Mr Pettigrew, Mr. Potter"
*James sighs, looking at Pete*
I don't think we're going to win this
okay okay. two more tasks. these are conditional tasks! you don’t do them everyday so they’re extra important
*they nod*
you help us when we need food in the gryffindor common room, and you also need to… *pete looks to james for another idea*
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
HEY ELVES!!
*they now all look to James*
if you take a break from working, when you start working again, it'll feel like you're doing twice as much work?
how's that sound?
*they were quiet, trying to decide whether the logic made sense or not*
do you think that worked Pete?
I think… maybe?
*the house elves whisper amongst themselves*
*one steps forward*
I’m larry *he bows* we house elves don’t think us taking break would be suitable for Mr. Potter or Mr. Pettigrew. You all- forgive me- could not handle this castle without us.
*pete turns to james*
larry’s right, but… larry, can you all agree to just do the same amount of work as normal??
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
Heyyyyy buddy
you know you already do a crazy amount around the castle right?
It's okay if you don't wanna do more, if you wanna do the opposite in fact?
*the elf DOES NOT care*
"LET US DO MOREEEE!!"
okay yeah maybe it's useless
Uhmmm
I don’t know what to do.
hey- uh- elves??
*they stop and turn*
you… can’t do more than what you’re already doing. that’s- that’s not the point?
*all the house elves stare. then one points at him*
“HE’S RESTRICTING OUR RIGHT TO WORK!!”
no!! no- I-
james helppp meee
@steal-the-m00n You are very welcome, you look so freaking good I swear
@icantotallysee @the-h0ttest-star @pete-the-rat come hype up your man y'all
Makeup by me cause I'm amazing and shout out to Remus's tears that gave me the smudge idea
YES REMU YOU LOOK GREAT
even an aro/ace can tell you that!!
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
*James runs to the kitchens, seeing the chaos*
Good god Pete, how did this happen???
*pete turns around, holding a kicking elf*
um, it’s a long story.
*an elf stands on a stool, shouting:*
“WE DESERVE OUR RIGHTS! WE DESERVE TO DO MORE AROUND THIS CASTLE!!”
*pete sighs, putting down the other elf*
do we tell them that working more is not the point??
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
...the poor things
I THINK WE DEFINITELY NEED TO TALK TO THEM
I'LL BE THERE IMMEDIATELY
OKAY WE’RE IN THE KITCHENS COME QUICK
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
A HOUSE ELF UPRISING??
HELL YEAH
HOW CAN I HELP?
I DUNNO
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT FIGHTING FOR THEIR FREEDOM MEANS FIGHTING FOR MORE WORK
do we need to talk to them
@icantotallysee
PRONGS
I TRIED TO RAID THE KITCHENS BUT APPARENTLY I STARTED A HOUSE ELF UPRISING
PLEASE HELP
