Bloop

Zeina .20.Dubai

[phakeartist]

April 16th 2019

I only come on here when i'm on my period

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[stvnnababy]

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[phakeartist]

The only films I see where fat people are the main characters are films about fat people

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I make a good point

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This is my most liked picture on Facebook

[phakeartist]

When your ho ass is watching a movie with your conservative muslim friend and a dick comes on and you have to act repulsed and shocked

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From my bathroom window

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[synqra]

[zechs]

[lil--lulu]

[ukulelekatie]

Idea for a game show: it’s a cooking competition with no recipes, just a lil old granny judge telling the contestants how to make dishes that have been passed down in her family from generation to generation. All the contestants have to follow along as she talks, and her instructions are super vague. There are no actual measurements, just things like “Add the basil. How much, you ask? Just enough.” or “Put it in the oven until it’s done.” Every week it’s a different judge with recipes from all over the world until the finalists must face the Ultimate Grandma™

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRDEf7JFqBi/

[phakeartist]

This is happening right now

My future depends on one person’s disinterest in the path I'm taking and I'm relying on the universe to deliver this message to you Mr/Ms [...] : 

Just drop it, let it go. Fucker 

[lilthot]