me trying to make a hit tweet: if i was made of candy i would call frotting “frosting.“ a funny little play on words you see. and lets say if you were made of candy id be chewing that bubble gum if you know what i mean.
small grey alien i have trapped in my wine cellar: the first one has potential. insert a joke about what you would call cum 6/10. second one is unclear and paints a grotesque and generally unpleasing mental image 2/10.
me: aw man... ill never be famous.. *kicks a can*
small grey alien: nooo dude dont say that maybe if you let me out of this wine cellar i could help you make even better xeets
people have found this post again and it upsets me. let it die. like my small grey alien friend who tragically passed away last week from malnutrition. maybe if he had liked any of my tweets i would've increased his food rations 🙄 shame!