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[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[radiofreederry]

[shittybannanas]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

[horrorlesbians]

normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023

[obestriddbifftomat]

Very hot of her

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[jinglebellrockstars]

"Could Benoit Blanc have stopped Light Yagami?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

[funnytwittertweets]

[sandmandaddy69]

[maintaining-my-sanity]

Not even wrong.😂

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[spelldealer]

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

[toastbutteregg]

[funnytwittertweets]

[emeships]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

[kingcandyhorns]