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nim \ dublin watching

[perrfectly]

[rabalogy]

[angelicguy]

me, during sex: whats wrong

her: nothing

me, taking off the huge cowboy hat with neon lights that say “crab ranch” on it: no somethings wrong i can tell

[dear-desperados]

My strawberry cowboy @themilkyluna

[mr-avocado-papi]

My pretty potato princess :)

[angelicguy]

im going to rip both of you in half

[wnq-writers]

I’m just trying to accept that it is okay (and sometimes the right thing to do) to not try to strip yourself bare to every person to whom you wish to become close with.

linhgtran (via wnq-writers)

[beatnikacademy]

I learned the word “cum” from reading stephen king books, but he spelled it “come” like a good repressed new england boy so i always thought that’s how it was spelled + still prefer that spelling. Also now whenever i have an orgasm i think of stephen king

[piikaaa]

mom: *gets into car*

me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

[thetattedstoner]

Teacher: ok guys for this assignment, you need you to have a partner

My antisocial ass:

[niccoolleeyy-deactivated2020092]

[ruinedchildhood]

My childhood was fabulous.

[sato-usagi]

[wplantations]

[melisica]

[onlytwitterpics]

[micdotcom]

Watch: The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur nailed why millennials get so much sh*t. 

[piikaaa]

me: *gets a bad idea*

me: great idea

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

[ruinedchildhood]