You're My Car Radio, But You're Not Stolen

Reno Michael Houston is mine so sucks to be you cuz u can't have him. (: VIII/XVI/MMXIV 8 months going strong

[moan-s]

[pilots-fallingin-panicatthe-blog]

Poop~reno

[caughtinyourhipster]

[clavid]

Translating Male Speech Patterns

Boy: “Come over let’s watch Netflix and cuddle.” What he really means: “let’s cuddle and watch the first five minutes of an episode of hoarders until I get a boner and then I’m gonna poke you with it until we end up having sex to the soundtrack of a man crying because his daughter is making him admit he doesn’t need 17 flathead screwdrivers”

[100wordsneversaid]

[so-personal]

everything personal

[jonathan]

am I the only person who feels like christmas didn’t happen

[100wordsneversaid]

[so-personal]

everything personal

[katasthrope]

[kissmeok]

[kissmeok]

love/couples

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[pk9614]

IT’S BACK

[inspiring-pictures]

[so-personal]

everything personal

[centerofmyuniverse-deactivated2]

[timecowboy]

[permeate]

[tartts]

I just want a fucking hickey. I want someone to press their lips to my neck, use their teeth to nip my skin, cover me in goosebumps, leave a bruise. It’s romantic, the little love notes, because the skin is the paper and the blood vessels are the ink. I want to worry about hiding it in front of my parents. I want people to see it and think “damn they had some fun” And maybe I’ll forget how lonely I am.

[queenoffuckineverythingx]

[queenoffuckineverythingx]