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Look Chill out, I only just got this

[newtgeiszler]

capitalists will literally be like "it's cheaper to address homelessness by installing hostile architecture and hoping they all die rather than giving them a place to live" and bootlickers will be like "sounds good to me"

[pinaforesandapplepies]

I feel like the only true supporters of English football are those that support lower league teams.  Those are the ones that dont get headlines, MOTD screenings, have crap pitches, but dayamm the supporters have heart. Type when the whole town goes crazy when the team win. 

[pinaforesandapplepies]

wanting the window open because its so hot in my flat vs wanting the window closed because i live next to a main road 

[laachi]

ok so when’s the movie about Winston Churchill’s racism, role in the bengal famine and crimes against India gonna come out?

[pinaforesandapplepies]

Things my (male) housemates have asked me, because I’m a girl

1: Do you have hairspray?

2. Do you have any spot removal creams?

Mate I’ve got unruly curly hair and an annoying spot on my cheek and chin, take a wild guess

[pinaforesandapplepies]

Winter= lack of motivation

Me at home: Oooo there’s this event next Tues! and this looks interesting next Thurs

Me next Tues/Thurs: Nah. Bed and laptop? Yah

[pinaforesandapplepies]

Housemate Vent #1

Housemate: I oughta move next door, they’re so chill 

Me *internally*: babe, we’re chill, we just don’t appreciate you leaving you’re mouldy bowl on the side for 3 weeks, shopping on the side for a week or leaving clothes in the washer for 2 days...