bruh.

[xv7-deactivated20140923]

okay athiests

explain this

[playdrumsgoodly]

As an atheist, you win this round

[weirdnessisgood]

[gamegrrl]

different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes

[welpthisiswhatanaddictionis]

I’m both 4 and 6

[playdrumsgoodly]

Probably also does acid is a seriously profound insight. And 4s and 3s are spiritually tethered, I think.

[playdrumsgoodly]

I used to think there was something special about those birds you hear chiirping outside your window at 4 or 5am. Like, damn. These are the early birds. These fuckers are doing something right now. Here I am, the world around me sleeps, and I get to bear auditory witness to these special creatures whose early rise and productive chirping make me think I could one day have a similar fortitude. To awake before even the sun and in loud, passionate, triumphant song declare each day mine! I can do anything. I can be anything. I can fly just like those feathered bastions of hope. But then you stay up late one night and you hear those same birds at 2am and you realize it's just summer and those skeezy little airborn shit-bombers are probably just tryna fuck. Fucking just couldn't be cool, could you, BIRDS. 

[saraheroin]

i am sad but i’m literally sad every day so

[earthdad]

how to treat yourself on a low budget

make yourself cum

[distinguishedbaloney]

[cosmicscarecrowsintheflesh]

Okay but these are just some shitty home movie doodles I did last night as well. This show was so awesome. Sad that there isn’t alot of love for it. ;w; so much memories.

[playdrumsgoodly]

Discovered this show about a year ago and holy fuck is it great. Created by Loren Bouchard (Bob's Burgers) and Brendon Small (Metalocalypse and Dethklok) and featuring H. Jon Benjamin. It's heavily improvised and has the same brand of endearing dialogue that makes Bob's Burgers so awesome.

[lambtime]

[playdrumsgoodly]

That number looks a little low to me

[tittyblaster8000]

reblog if ur a real ice eater

[tittyblaster8000]

keep rebloggin fake ice eaters r gettin mad

[playdrumsgoodly]

I crush my ice and I'll crush that pussy too

[altared--state]

[playdrumsgoodly]

OH SHIT WHADDUP

[loodogg]

If your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.

Kim Pine (via loodogg)

[playdrumsgoodly]

[playdrumsgoodly]

the internet is a bad place and i am no longer afraid to die

[anthropomorphizing]

[playdrumsgoodly]

can’t remember the first time it happened either

[progressivemusiccomedyclub]

Total insanity, just the way I love my Adult Swim humor!

[playdrumsgoodly]

What I live for

[playdrumsgoodly]