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[itssexualhour]

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

[giltter]

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE.

[itssexualhour]

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

[henrycavills]

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

[talkingllama]

[shinji420-deactivated20140306]

get this onto the tumblr radar

[pleatedjeans]

future tumblr user

[lowbutt]

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

[2000ish]

[ruinedchildhood]

The beginnings of a drug lord.

[nothinglikemoviesbitches-blog]

we would all love this, how perfect

[iam-just-me]

awww cute

[baeonsixthstreet]

I kinda like wasting my time here~~

[turnstilehardcore]

ilysm

[creepygifs]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight.. 

OH MY GOD SORRY GUYS BUT

[aroace-lapis]

OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.

[rulerofthestalkerkingdom-deacti]

sorry persons, but

i’m not going to take any risks.

[nations-react]

e u e

[fuckwhybadhetaliafanfiction-blog]

I am so fucking sorry followers I’m scared

[queer-n-stoned]

BUT WATCH FHE VIDEO ITS SCARIER!

It’s called bedfellows by Drew daywalt!

[realitaetsfluch-t-deactivated20]

i want sleep ALONE

[asianfrustration13]

[carasmoosh]

I’M A SCARDY CAT! I’M NOT TAKING NO RISKS!

[disnxy]

IM SORRY IM SORRY I FUCKING HATE THIS ITS LIKE CHAIN MAIL IM SORRY

[onedirectionforever]

NONONONO

[louis-tops-harry-bottoms-the-en]

NONONONONO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

[calumcuddling-deactivated201711]

hehehehehehehe

[bluntcxnt89-deactivated20210119]

Lol

[nosecrinkles]

SORRY NOT SORRY. I MIGHT BE A SUPERSTITIOUS BITCH BUT YA’LL ARE GONNA DIE AND I’M NOT

[plumnuget]

😭😭😭😭wht is this

[creepygifs]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Reblog or she’ll be in your room tonight.. 

OH MY GOD SORRY GUYS BUT

[aroace-lapis]

OKAY REBLOGGING THIS.

[rulerofthestalkerkingdom-deacti]

sorry persons, but

i’m not going to take any risks.

[nations-react]

e u e

[fuckwhybadhetaliafanfiction-blog]

I am so fucking sorry followers I’m scared

[queer-n-stoned]

BUT WATCH FHE VIDEO ITS SCARIER!

It’s called bedfellows by Drew daywalt!

[realitaetsfluch-t-deactivated20]

i want sleep ALONE

[asianfrustration13]

[carasmoosh]

I’M A SCARDY CAT! I’M NOT TAKING NO RISKS!

[disnxy]

IM SORRY IM SORRY I FUCKING HATE THIS ITS LIKE CHAIN MAIL IM SORRY

[onedirectionforever]

NONONONO

[louis-tops-harry-bottoms-the-en]

NONONONONO STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

[calumcuddling-deactivated201711]

hehehehehehehe

[bluntcxnt89-deactivated20210119]

Lol

[nosecrinkles]

SORRY NOT SORRY. I MIGHT BE A SUPERSTITIOUS BITCH BUT YA’LL ARE GONNA DIE AND I’M NOT

[petapeta]

[charaznable]

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

[elrondbaggins]

why did tumblr change the shade of green of the reblog button its making me uncomfortable