PROMPTS FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
* Â some of my favorite quotes from the show, adjust as necessary
his chops are too righteous!
itâs evil. itâs diabolical. itâs lemon scented!
yeah, i get called that a lot.
it's just a cruel reminder that i'm single and likely to remain that way forever.
what doesn't kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.
stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.
goodbye everyone, iâll remember you all in therapy.
don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
i used to have a kidney stone. everything passes eventually.
you can't fool me. i listen to public radio!
stop it, [name], you're scaring him!
do instruments of torture count?
give to the children's fund? what have the children ever done for me?
this is not your average, everyday darkness. this is... advanced darkness.
what's better than serving up smiles?
i guess i'm not wearing any pants today.
did you smell it? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells⊠smelly.
look at all the hip, young people eating salads!
he was so ugly that everyone died.
the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!
well, the way i see it, there are three possibilites.
hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.
thatâs it mister! you just lost your brain privileges!
good people donât rip other peopleâs arms off.
well, we lost our car again.
pull your pants up. weâre going home.
you were right. fighting is for children.
remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
your ceiling is talking to me!
we donât need television.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
iâll have you know i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and i only cried for twenty minutes.
hey, if i close my eyes, it doesnât seem so dark.
is mayonnaise an instrument?
those are some big words. iâve never heard you use them before.
my vocabulary is infinitely expanding.
we destroyed your most prized possession.
we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.
letâs see, a five letter word for happiness. money.
can i have everybodyâs attention?
i have to use the bathroom.
do you know what day today is?
could you not stand so close? youâre making me claustrophobic.
i used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.
if you canât do the time, donât do the crime.
he needs us now more than ever.
what is today, but yesterdayâs tomorrow?
this working out thing isnât working out.
i canât see my forehead.
i have a good idea, and no one else thinks so.
look at you, so young and happy.
sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?
donât be sad, buddy. turn that frown upside down!
iâm ugly and iâm proud!
i canât do it! i canât be away from my best friend!
i need you! i canât handle this myself!
iâm just going on vacation for a few days.
i was kinda hoping that you come along with usâŠ
enjoy the cake everybody!
now we never have to be apart, even when weâre not together.
this is great. see you forever!
i have to keep you safe while i get some work done!
maybe he doesnât like us.
i propose a toast to new friends!
i guess iâll have to move in back with my mom and dad.
heâs a thief. look at the lust in his eyeâŠ
why canât you just accept our friendship?