*whale shriek*

A small anti-social whale that lives in a fishbowl with an obsession on middle aged actors (and singers and pizza)

[whatshouldwecallme]

When older people complain about the state of my generation

[lifeinsmallpresspublishing]

I reblogged this so fast.

[clarke-mason]

Marvel Cinematic Universe cast members according to Urban Dictionary

[virusmeadow]

[bird-paws]

[minimalzine]

by Mohammad Taheri

[qualitymeat]

[iamthesuckdickforclogsgirl-deac]

this is one of my future activities

[moriarty]

when you find an author that writes your otp with the ideal dynamic

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[themiseducationofb]

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Dennis Basso | Pre-Fall ‘16

[lewis-tan]

I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

[princesstrashi]

Look at the bae in his natural habitat. He’s wearing my flower crown and everything is amazing.

[westheritage]

[eclectdissect]

[beaufortplace]

Hugh Dancy as Cal Roberts in The Path

Exclusive clip

[no-chill-at-all]

[thedarkestlovee]

This the one!

[beyonslayed]

Stop

[shezangel-deactivated20181216]

Don't underestimate my ability to act like I never fucked with you.

[lisbon]

Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible… and completely unfuckable.