“It takes a great deal of effort to command me to do anything. If you can supply something of interest to me, I might obey. Horns and cape? Absolutely.”
Turning slowly to be met with a innocent smile that he’d already knew would cause him a great deal of trouble, he tapped his fingers against the material of the leather overcoat that hung past his thigh. “DARCY, I have gotten the nickname for my reputation of having quite the way with words. Good, bad, and simply foul.”
With his steps halting, he nearly scowled. “Jane’s smart enough to know who I am through Thor. I mean, I assume you’re a scientist as well, show me what intelligent wonders go on inside that head."
‘ what the hell is with you and the damn horns and capes? y’know people make fun of the horns, right? i mean, c’mon, stark calls ya’ reindeer games! and capes are dangerous. to quote edna from the incredibles, no capes! ‘
she practically shouted the words at him, chuckling after then raising her eyebrows. ‘ what, you? having a way with words? the guy that used the words ‘mewling quim’ to describe the badassery that is the black widow? yeah, i’m real sure all the girls are swoonin’ for you back home, buddy boy. ‘ she rolled her eyes and smirked at him, mocking the damsel in distress swooning just for his pleasure.
‘ yeah, that’s my thing. jane’s smart enough to know who you are and might just try and kill you. you’re lucky i’m the one with the taser. and not science. i was the only applicant. i study political science. well...i did, before shield and shit, y’know. ‘
