kawaii desu chan:✧*:・ﾟ✧

Yellow is evil, so don't drink your piss rp blog, not claiming to be the real poods. m'not related to him, marzia or any of his entourage.

[bethwriites]

Oohh! I thought you meant you needed a girl’s help. Pfft I totally know about girls.

[poodzza-blog]

Of course you do, I don’t even know why I doubted you more than one second.

[queenxxxtina]

The Youtuber right? It’s nice to meet you Felix I’m Christina. Why are you geeking out?

[poodzza-blog]

...you know of me? How in the world? Well uh, one of the biggest superstars in the world is helping me with girl problems. I feel like this is enough explanation.

[poodzza-blog]

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Ro: No sadness up in here.

Ro: The best and most official dinosaur team ever to be made is right here. right now.

Poods: I feel blessed to be apart of this team tbqh. It's an honor.

[cvbelllos]

Well I guess I can try to help you out, what’s going on?

[poodzza-blog]

How can a guy figure out when a girl is mad? Can you give me tips?

[mailia-reyes-deactivated2016081]

Rain and Regan, that’s totally okay, you’ve never met them, or even seen them before. So I didn’t really think you would know their names. Yea, they really are great, its awesome being a mother of twins and just watching them turn into their own person. Their different but yet still the same. He’s around, but he’s around on his own terms. I know he loves his daughters more than anything, but we’re only twenty. I seen why being parents to twins so young freak him out.

[poodzza-blog]

Hey! Don’t think I don’t keep up with your life or anything. YouTube’s my job, and I’m subscribed to you. I just honestly forgot. I bet having twins is a handful though, isn’t it? I can barely handle my two pugs, so two other humans to take care of, at the same age, same time... You deserve an award. On his own terms? That doesn’t sound really fair, now does it? Do you have custody or anything? I understand he’d be freaked out, but he participated in the baby making, so now it’s his responsability to help.

[cutiexpiexmarzia]

What’s going on Pewds? If you needed something you should have just come and talked to me.

[poodzza-blog]

O-Oh um... Uh, nevermind, I just figured out a solution. Are you okay, babe? Want to order food or something...?

[princesssofia-deactivated202203]

I understand but, you can’t let something like that make you all sad, it’s not cool. I am glad that my help isn’t crap and isn’t making you feel worse. That is a good thing then, because I thought I’d have to go to desperate measures to make you feel better. Like sending you random dinosaur photos from google. That comment/compliment was half directed towards you. Awe, thank you.

[poodzza-blog]

It’s hard to not be sad when you care so much... I’m doing my best. No, no not at all! It’s making me feel way better, it’s not crap. You took the time to listen and try to help, I really appreciate it. How could I have even refused dinosaur pictures? They’re simply the best. We still need to think of our logo and all. Finding a place to make them should be a piece of cake! You’re welcome, Ro.

[winniekarofsky]

Girl help? Alright, I might not be much help but I can do what I can. What’s up?

[poodzza-blog]

Do girls often lie about being upset to like... make us figure stuff out? ‘Cause I feel like my girlfriend’s doing exactly that.

[pewdieberg-blog]

[pewdiepie-br0fist]

We gonna do the frick frack later

[whathefuckeverr]

You don’t like avocado

[purpledrxgon-archive-blog-deact]

[x]

[paccodisale]

Can we all just

[pewdieberg-blog]

[brosipans]

“I eventually met this Italian girl online, she was stunningly beautiful and we spent every single minute of our time talking to each other throughout the entire summer. Her name’s Marzia. […] I had earned enough money to go visit her in Italy. Her English wasn’t the best and I couldn’t speak any Italian. It was one of the craziest things I have ever done in my life, but it’s also one of the best things I’ve done in my life.

Once we met, we realized we were perfect for each other.”

[brosipans]

itsmarziapie New pair of prescription glasses! :) Serious question: what do people do with the old ones? Can you just sell the frames? :o

[impastobreath]