Captain Usopp!!

Age: 19 (post-timeskip) Occupation: Sniper/liar of the Strawhat Pirates Current Bounty: 30, 000, 000 Birthday: April 1st ((Independent rp blog for TIMESKIP Usopp.))

[poppinggreens]

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[poppinggreens]

Hungry

// Brb. Food time!~

[catburglarxnamiswan-deactivated]

"If this had anything to do with my money that you both used without my permission, Luffy already told me. And you both owe me big time for that. I might even take back your Christmas presents." 

[rubbercaptain]

"N-Not our presents!” 

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID USOPP!" 

[poppinggreens]

"W-WAIT A SECOND, NAMI!! L-LOOK AT ME!! IT'S GOOD OLE' USOPP!! Y-YOU KNOW, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, I ...um... I ALREADY HAVE A WAY OF GETTING THE MONEY! I-I'm so ashamed you'd doubt me!!"

[rubbercaptain]

Sad Times

[rubbercaptain]

"But I fixed it already! And then you started whining real loud and Nami heard you." 

[poppinggreens]

"Telling someone you'll pay them back without even having a plan on getting the money to pay them, DOES NOT COUNT AS FIXED!!!"

[catburglarxnamiswan-deactivated]

"Mistake of a deal? What are you talking about?"

[rubbercaptain]

"No idea what he’s talkin’ bout!" 

//laughs nervously

[poppinggreens]

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?"

"W-well, if he has no idea n-neither do I! Y-You know. W-We're just randomly shouting is all."

/laughs even more nervously

[rubbercaptain]

Sad Times

[rubbercaptain]

"Hmm…I guess I didn’t really think that far!"

"You can always…dance."

[poppinggreens]

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL!! ARE YOU!!"

[catburglarxnamiswan-deactivated]

"What in the world are you both yelling about?"

[rubbercaptain]

"Usopp’s questioning my authority as captain!"

[poppinggreens]

  "QUIT LYING ON ME!!! AND TELL HER ABOUT THIS MISTAKE OF A DEAL!!"

[poppinggreens]

*throws water balloon at from upper deck*

Is hit with a water filled balloon. 

"GYAAAH!!"

Looks around for the tosser. Looks up at the upper deck.

"What the- HEY!!! WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA!!?" He shouts loudly up to his rubber captain!

[strawhatsandmeat-blog]

She laughed. Loudly. Once she had finally composed herself, she grinned and glanced down at the other.

"PRANK WAR!" she announced mischievously.

[poppinggreens]

"Prank war?" He looks to her in silence, before slowly growing a smirk and laughing at the top of his lungs.

"AHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU SURE YOU'RE READY!! YOU'RE NOT JUST CHALLENGING SOME RANDOM GUY HERE! YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE GREAT PRANK KING, USOPP THE JOKER!!"

"Think wisely!~"

[rubbercaptain]

Sad Times

[rubbercaptain]

"Obviously I have no money!" 

"…If I have no money and you have no money, how’re we gonna go shopping?!” 

[poppinggreens]

"FORGET ABOUT THAT! HOW WILL WE PAY NAMI BACK IF WE'RE BOTH BROKE!!"

"THIS IS WHY I SAID THAT WAS BAD DEAL TO MAKE!!"

[poppinggreens]

rubbercaptain replied to your post:COUGHCOUGHCOUGHGOGODANCERCOUGH

//Mad disrespect to your captain here.

//Isn't there a fridge you should be gorging yourself on somewhere?

[rubbercaptain]

Sad Times

[rubbercaptain]

"Sure it is! Now, on to more important things…"

"Do you have any money left?" 

[poppinggreens]

"No! What makes you think I had any money in the first place!?"

"What about you?"

[poppinggreens]

COUGHCOUGHCOUGHGOGODANCERCOUGH

[poppinggreens]

*throws water balloon at from upper deck*

Is hit with a water filled balloon. 

"GYAAAH!!"

Looks around for the tosser. Looks up at the upper deck.

"What the- HEY!!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!!?" He shouts loudly up to his rubber captain!

[rubbercaptain]

Sad Times

[rubbercaptain]

"It’s okay! Nami says we just have to pay her everything we make during the next month or so!" I am the best captain. I fixed everything. :D

[poppinggreens]

"THAT IS NOT OK!!! THERE IS NOTHING OK ABOUT THAT!!"

[rubbercaptain]

Sad Times

"I miss Usopppuuuu~! I wanna go shopping and spend all of Nami’s money with you again! Usooooppuuuuuuuuu. I wanna buy the brand names. This poor life isn’t for me. I’m captain. I need my pretty things." 

[poppinggreens]

"H-HEY! DON'T GO GETTING ME IN TROUBLE WITH NAMI JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED!! I DON'T WANT TO GET BEAT UP TOO!!"

[poppinggreens]

[HEY THERE WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN A LONG TIME HELLO]

((HEY!!! MY LADY CAPTAIN!!! HOW YA BEEN, BOO?))

[poppinggreens]

-Creepy stalker stare.- I see you there.

"No you don't.."