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Adventure awaits beyond the horizon.

Anubis says: “Climb inside plastic bags to make funny faces.”

DUCK! It’s coming to eat me with that giant beak!

If I take it from the back, they won’t even notice it’s missing…

I hope my British accent is good enough to fool them! I really don’t want them to know I’m American, because that won’t end well…

Found something to climb. BRB.

Can I go out and play? Please? Can I can I?

CHUGgachugga CHUGgachugga WOOT WOOoooooT! Oh no, I’m turning into you, Buffalo!

Too bad my ears are so small… Hmmm… But what about my horns?

Anubis says: “Cholla cactus looks soft and cuddly because it is! Gather a bunch to use as a pillow when you relax at the end of a hot day.”

Around and around and around and around and dizzzzzzy… Okay, the universe can stop spinning now.

Goatspreading is a very real problem on today’s public transit systems.

I think this guy is going to feed me to his eagle! I gotta get free! This is a nightmare!

If they write a song about me, will I get my face put up everywhere, too?

Whatever this thing is, it is not food and I refuse to eat it. And I’m a goat, so that should tell you something!

This snow is making me homesick.

Nuurrrrgh. Turn off the light…

Postcards From Goat