Personal assistant

Pepper Potts. Assistant to the one and only Tony Stark. Don't have an appointment? Don't waste my time. I hold no blame for the way heads will roll.

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You can blame Tony's daughter for keeping me away for the past month or so.

Be that as it may, I am back. 

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textbookofnarcissism replied to your post: You know how they say the Mother is meant to rest...

Day two and already wanting to tap out?

Yes. I miss sleeping. How do I get some of that?

hydedenied replied to your post: You know how they say the Mother is meant to rest...

I can only imagine what insane things have been going on.

Fancy coming to babysit, Bruce? 

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You know how they say the Mother is meant to rest after giving birth?

Yeah, that isn't happening.

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textbookofnarcissism replied to your post: textbookofnarcissism replied to your post: Happy...

So, that's a yes. I should have bought you flowers.

Maybe.

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textbookofnarcissism replied to your post: Happy Mothers Day, Pepper.

Does it count if youre not a mother yet? Should I have gotten you flowers?

Do you really need an excuse to buy me flowers?

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Happy Mother's Day, Pepper.

Thank you, Natasha. To you, too.

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ppottsstark-ind replied to your post: thefrozenbullet replied to your post: …

Paint is an important decision.

I can make important decisions.

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When?

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textbookofnarcissism replied to your post: I do hope a certain person is investing in a...

I have a number of cars that are big enough.

Good, because I doubt they'd let you fly them home.

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Four is an appropriate age, right?

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No.

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ppottsstark-ind replied to your post: I never thought I’d live to see the day when Tony Stark posts children.

It’s sweet.

In a terrifying sort of way, perhaps.

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Perhaps.

I can only imagine what's going to happen when he deems them old enough to have a suit.

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I do hope a certain person is investing in a bigger car.

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Look at this beautiful baby.

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Again, no. 

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This is also kind of cute.

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No.

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*A delivery man drops off a box at your door step. Upon opening said box you find 3 sets of My Little Pony Avengers plushies including the Nick Fury pony. There is a note that reads, "I heard Tony would REALLY love these in your living room."

Setting the box down on the table, Pepper can't help but let a wide, amused grin spread across her lips, pulling out the Iron Man plushy. She let out a small laugh, before pulling out the others, shaking her head all the while.

"Well now the living room has to be My Little Pony," she said aloud, resting a hand on her bump.

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hydedenied replied to your post: hydedenied replied to your post: You got fat,...

I can see how boring. Surrounded by secret agents, some gods, super soldiers, a monster and Tony? I have to admit they are all very boring to be around. Thank the internet for rude messages.

Exactly.

There's only so much boredom a girl can take. If they weren't anonymous I'd send them thank you notes for keeping me entertained. 

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hydedenied replied to your post: You got fat, Potts.

I see the anon messages you get are as rude as ever.

Of course. What a boring life I'd lead without them.

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You got fat, Potts.

Fantastic observation there.