praeditushq gossip.

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i want to kiss emilia on the mouth

and you know what?! as you SHOULD! give my girl emilia some lovin'!

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fancast gossip girl?

alright so, we're mixing the og and reboot to have enough characters:

gen- blair

tallie- serena

dom- nate

mari- dan

emilia- zoya (ggrb)

aileen- monet (ggrb)

adonis- max (ggrb)

chan- georgina

gemma- vanessa

dove- audrey (ggrb)

fitz- shan (ggrb)

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rank everyone's head game from best to worst

you know... we had a convo about this the other day, so we're gonna be ranking how the muses eat PUSSY! best to worst:

emilia

dom

mari

tallie

gemma

gen

fitz

aileen

adonis

chan

dove

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rank the members based on gpas ??

ok... best to worst gpa... this one was pretty easy:

chan

gemma

gen

mari

emilia

aileen

adonis

dove

dom

lili

fitz

tallie

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any hope left for us gemcel shippers now that marcel is no longer with us?

considering he's... worm food now? and in hell. i think not.

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rate the men based on stamina xo

from most to least stamina:

fitz- he's scrappy and a wee bit insane, so obviously

adonis- it's the evil energy within

chan- it's the drugs

dom- he's just last by default, i'm sure he's FULL of stamina, the other boys are just... the way they are

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most to least likely to be framed for murder xo

ok not to COMMIT, but to be framed, let's see... most to least likely:

lili

gemma

fitz

emilia

dom

tallie

mari

dove

adonis

chan

aileen

gen

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which muses have played bitey with each other?

i mean, these kids are five shades of fucked up, so probably a good handful! but i'll say for sure:

gen and adonis

"platonically" dom and chan

tallie and fitz

"platonically" mari and lili

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fxf crackships plz

sorry boys (that i can count on one hand), this one's for the ladies!! let's go:

dove and tallie- i mean... the implications...

emilia and gen- i won't give them up!!!!

aileen and gemma- similar vibes to em/gen, but also their rich ass families would probably benefit from this somehow

mari and lili- not even REALLY a crackship, but... it's dysfunctional, i can tell you that much

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hottest crackships?

the combinations are endless, actually, but here are a few that make me swoon to consider:

gen and emilia- something about this dynamic would be... so funny, plus i'm a sucker for mean girl/nice girl

chan and dove- that anon has me thinking, opposites attract, baby!

fitz and aileen- their enemies to lovers serve?

dom and tallie- yeah! it would be hot! maybe the people are right!

(honorable mention: gemma and marcel xx)

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oh i am with anon i would like for tallie and dom to f*ck actually

ok ok, y'all are wild... is dom brave enough? idk! would aileen commit mass murder? maybe! wouldn't be opposed to this clusterfuck.

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Why do I kind of ship tallie and dom?

oh, you are messy, anon... idk about ship but, it would be hot! that's for damn sure!

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i know he's not here to confirm anything BUT...... praeditus members ranked from marcel's most to least favorite

alright, marcel IS a man of mystery and probably only likes three people he's ever met, but his favorites from most to least may look like:

chan

dom

dove

gen

gemma

aileen

fitz

tallie

emilia

mari

adonis

lili

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who isn't tallie fucking? slut goals

right?! god forbid women have hobbies. good for her!

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since gemma is busy with Marcel, should Dove and Chan turn to each other?

busy with marcel... then girl, where is he?! maybe she DOES have him locked somewhere... but chan and dove hmmmm... i think this would be interesting for fitz. i would like to see it for that reason alone!

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which praeditus member do you think is most likely to have marcel locked away in a cupboard somewhere?

i mean... this seems obvious. gemma in a misery starring kathy bates sort of way, but the nice version of that.

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okay we’ve done failmarriages…. which marriages have the best chance?? if ANY?

there are approximately TWO that i actually think could make a go of it:

dove and gemma: they're both good people at their cores, if they ever went beyond platonic? i could see it working

chan and dom: hear me out... in a best friends to lovers way. i KNOW i said chan would make any marriage a failmarriage, but... dom gets him and he gets dom

but i am more than happy to be proven wrong, SOMEONE have a healthy relationship, i beg