Target Aquired.

An rp blog for Perceptor from transformers

[malachite-dream-boat]

Made some Sandtane art for pride. Happy pride to all the gay tripplechangers out there.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

((Happy pride, losers

— Sincerely, your local Aroace))

[bumblebee-official]

" I think someone should talk to me I really think so "

[wasp-official127]

boo.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

If you bully Bee too much I will ground you from cool bug facts.

[bumblebee-official]

" He's not really bullying me— "

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Preemptive measures

[bumblebee-official]

" I think someone should talk to me I really think so "

[wasp-official127]

boo.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

If you bully Bee too much I will ground you from cool bug facts.

[jetix]

Chlorhoda thoracica, 2025-07-31

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

@bumblebee-official, look at this thing

[bumblebee-official]

“ Woahhh it’s actually got some pretty cool colors ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

See? I told you bugs are cool.

[bumblebee-official]

“ I guess some bugs are fine . . ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

You have the same name as an earth bug

[bumblebee-official]

“ Yeah, and it’s not a cool bug at ALL! It’s fat and round and slow. NOTHING like me. Sentinel only named me that because I’m clumsy. ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bumblebees are hard workers and diligent on a task. They are also incredibly intelligent by bug standards. They are also incredibly loyal. And if Sentinel thinks they are clumsy he is incredibly mistaken, they are very skilled workers.

[bumblebee-official]

“ So . . You’re telling me they’re actually . . Useful? ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

More than useful! Some ecosystems depend on them for survival!

[bumblebee-official]

“ Wh- survival?? These fat fraggers actually do slag like that?? ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bumblebees are pollinators, Bee. Without them plants can’t reproduce, if plants can’t grow then the herbivores cant eat and if the herbivores can’t eat they die out and then the carnivores can’t eat and everything collapses. The bee is extremely extremely necessary

[bumblebee-official]

Should my Bumble Prime be mute?

[jetix]

Chlorhoda thoracica, 2025-07-31

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

@bumblebee-official, look at this thing

[bumblebee-official]

“ Woahhh it’s actually got some pretty cool colors ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

See? I told you bugs are cool.

[bumblebee-official]

“ I guess some bugs are fine . . ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

You have the same name as an earth bug

[bumblebee-official]

“ Yeah, and it’s not a cool bug at ALL! It’s fat and round and slow. NOTHING like me. Sentinel only named me that because I’m clumsy. ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bumblebees are hard workers and diligent on a task. They are also incredibly intelligent by bug standards. They are also incredibly loyal. And if Sentinel thinks they are clumsy he is incredibly mistaken, they are very skilled workers.

[bumblebee-official]

“ So . . You’re telling me they’re actually . . Useful? ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

More than useful! Some ecosystems depend on them for survival!

[bumblebee-official]

Should my Bumble Prime be mute?

[jetix]

Chlorhoda thoracica, 2025-07-31

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

@bumblebee-official, look at this thing

[bumblebee-official]

“ Woahhh it’s actually got some pretty cool colors ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

See? I told you bugs are cool.

[bumblebee-official]

“ I guess some bugs are fine . . ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

You have the same name as an earth bug

[bumblebee-official]

“ Yeah, and it’s not a cool bug at ALL! It’s fat and round and slow. NOTHING like me. Sentinel only named me that because I’m clumsy. ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bumblebees are hard workers and diligent on a task. They are also incredibly intelligent by bug standards. They are also incredibly loyal. And if Sentinel thinks they are clumsy he is incredibly mistaken, they are very skilled workers.

[jetix]

Chlorhoda thoracica, 2025-07-31

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

@bumblebee-official, look at this thing

[bumblebee-official]

“ Woahhh it’s actually got some pretty cool colors ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

See? I told you bugs are cool.

[bumblebee-official]

“ I guess some bugs are fine . . ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

You have the same name as an earth bug

[jetix]

Chlorhoda thoracica, 2025-07-31

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

@bumblebee-official, look at this thing

[bumblebee-official]

“ Woahhh it’s actually got some pretty cool colors ”

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

See? I told you bugs are cool.

[jetix]

Chlorhoda thoracica, 2025-07-31

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

@bumblebee-official, look at this thing

[totalownage42]

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Rebloging to piss off Ann Rand’s ghost

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

God.

@wasp-official127

I do not understand. @wasp-official127, are you alright?

[wasp-official127]

You have to be god.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Uh… and why is that, little buddy?

[wasp-official127]

SPEAK MY LIEGE

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

…wanna see a cool bug?

[wasp-official127]

yes.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

This is a Lord Howe Island stick insect

They were once thought extinct

[wasp-official127]

Cool.

Preceptor, sometimes I feel like I’m supposed to remember something too painful. Like I was something else, but now I’m just a stupid little wasp thingy..

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Hm. I know that feeling. Like something happened and you had to burn who you used to be.

[wasp-official127]

I want to remember, why can’t i remember??!!

*Wasp grabbed at his helm for a moment before letting go with a sigh.*

Pointless. Can’t be that gullible can I?

Woah, what we talking about?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

We were talking about your memories, and about bugs.

[wasp-official127]

*shrug*

Tell me about bugs.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bug is the layman’s term for a general type of earthen invertebrates. A true bug would be any animal that belongs to the order Hemiptera, but humans use the word to describe almost any type of insect, arachnid, or other shelled crawling thing.

[wasp-official127]

Tell me more.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

The first bugs evolved around 425-480 mya (million years ago). The oldest insect was the Rhyniognatha hirsti, it is also possibly the first winged insect but others describe it as a myriapod (name meaning countless feet, it would be the same subphylum as centipedes). It evolved around the same time that earth was first gaining major permanent land mass. The fossil was first described in 1928 and given its name in that same year.

[wasp-official127]

So, is the whole, giant bugs in Triassic Period thing true?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Yes! However, it was actually during the Carboniferous and early Permian periods of the Phanerozoic era, not the Triassic. The insects of that time grew so large as a result of the differing conditions of the planet at that time including both the oxygen rich atmosphere and the lack of predators that would push for smaller sized insects.

[wasp-official127]

My liege.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

:)

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

God.

@wasp-official127

I do not understand. @wasp-official127, are you alright?

[wasp-official127]

You have to be god.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Uh… and why is that, little buddy?

[wasp-official127]

SPEAK MY LIEGE

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

…wanna see a cool bug?

[wasp-official127]

yes.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

This is a Lord Howe Island stick insect

They were once thought extinct

[wasp-official127]

Cool.

Preceptor, sometimes I feel like I’m supposed to remember something too painful. Like I was something else, but now I’m just a stupid little wasp thingy..

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Hm. I know that feeling. Like something happened and you had to burn who you used to be.

[wasp-official127]

I want to remember, why can’t i remember??!!

*Wasp grabbed at his helm for a moment before letting go with a sigh.*

Pointless. Can’t be that gullible can I?

Woah, what we talking about?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

We were talking about your memories, and about bugs.

[wasp-official127]

*shrug*

Tell me about bugs.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bug is the layman’s term for a general type of earthen invertebrates. A true bug would be any animal that belongs to the order Hemiptera, but humans use the word to describe almost any type of insect, arachnid, or other shelled crawling thing.

[wasp-official127]

Tell me more.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

The first bugs evolved around 425-480 mya (million years ago). The oldest insect was the Rhyniognatha hirsti, it is also possibly the first winged insect but others describe it as a myriapod (name meaning countless feet, it would be the same subphylum as centipedes). It evolved around the same time that earth was first gaining major permanent land mass. The fossil was first described in 1928 and given its name in that same year.

[wasp-official127]

So, is the whole, giant bugs in Triassic Period thing true?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Yes! However, it was actually during the Carboniferous and early Permian periods of the Phanerozoic era, not the Triassic. The insects of that time grew so large as a result of the differing conditions of the planet at that time including both the oxygen rich atmosphere and the lack of predators that would push for smaller sized insects.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

God.

@wasp-official127

I do not understand. @wasp-official127, are you alright?

[wasp-official127]

You have to be god.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Uh… and why is that, little buddy?

[wasp-official127]

SPEAK MY LIEGE

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

…wanna see a cool bug?

[wasp-official127]

yes.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

This is a Lord Howe Island stick insect

They were once thought extinct

[wasp-official127]

Cool.

Preceptor, sometimes I feel like I’m supposed to remember something too painful. Like I was something else, but now I’m just a stupid little wasp thingy..

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Hm. I know that feeling. Like something happened and you had to burn who you used to be.

[wasp-official127]

I want to remember, why can’t i remember??!!

*Wasp grabbed at his helm for a moment before letting go with a sigh.*

Pointless. Can’t be that gullible can I?

Woah, what we talking about?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

We were talking about your memories, and about bugs.

[wasp-official127]

*shrug*

Tell me about bugs.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bug is the layman’s term for a general type of earthen invertebrates. A true bug would be any animal that belongs to the order Hemiptera, but humans use the word to describe almost any type of insect, arachnid, or other shelled crawling thing.

[wasp-official127]

Tell me more.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

The first bugs evolved around 425-480 mya (million years ago). The oldest insect was the Rhyniognatha hirsti, it is also possibly the first winged insect but others describe it as a myriapod (name meaning countless feet, it would be the same subphylum as centipedes). It evolved around the same time that earth was first gaining major permanent land mass. The fossil was first described in 1928 and given its name in that same year.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

God.

@wasp-official127

I do not understand. @wasp-official127, are you alright?

[wasp-official127]

You have to be god.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Uh… and why is that, little buddy?

[wasp-official127]

SPEAK MY LIEGE

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

…wanna see a cool bug?

[wasp-official127]

yes.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

This is a Lord Howe Island stick insect

They were once thought extinct

[wasp-official127]

Cool.

Preceptor, sometimes I feel like I’m supposed to remember something too painful. Like I was something else, but now I’m just a stupid little wasp thingy..

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Hm. I know that feeling. Like something happened and you had to burn who you used to be.

[wasp-official127]

I want to remember, why can’t i remember??!!

*Wasp grabbed at his helm for a moment before letting go with a sigh.*

Pointless. Can’t be that gullible can I?

Woah, what we talking about?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

We were talking about your memories, and about bugs.

[wasp-official127]

*shrug*

Tell me about bugs.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Bug is the layman’s term for a general type of earthen invertebrates. A true bug would be any animal that belongs to the order Hemiptera, but humans use the word to describe almost any type of insect, arachnid, or other shelled crawling thing.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

God.

@wasp-official127

I do not understand. @wasp-official127, are you alright?

[wasp-official127]

You have to be god.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Uh… and why is that, little buddy?

[wasp-official127]

SPEAK MY LIEGE

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

…wanna see a cool bug?

[wasp-official127]

yes.

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

This is a Lord Howe Island stick insect

They were once thought extinct

[wasp-official127]

Cool.

Preceptor, sometimes I feel like I’m supposed to remember something too painful. Like I was something else, but now I’m just a stupid little wasp thingy..

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

Hm. I know that feeling. Like something happened and you had to burn who you used to be.

[wasp-official127]

I want to remember, why can’t i remember??!!

*Wasp grabbed at his helm for a moment before letting go with a sigh.*

Pointless. Can’t be that gullible can I?

Woah, what we talking about?

[preceptor-not-perceptive]

We were talking about your memories, and about bugs.