It's Not Just Slop. It's Sludge.

stefan's sludge pit. offtopic and shitpost blog. 18+ for suggestive humor and dirty old man jokes. follows from @malkavian-mindmelter.

[agathaarts]

Earndil: *makes a horrible gremlin of a woman who will give you a yeast infection by proximity alone*

Me, twice now: *giggling* ohhh my gosh hiiiii uhmmm so i have a reservation at six tonight~ 😳

[lesbian-toddhoward]

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[dungeon-bitch]

[beesmygod]

You will never be locked and loaded. You will never say "uhh in English please?!" to an egghead. You will never have a team. You will never knock out a guard with one punch. You will never rappel down anything

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[swagophile]

if i was a demon queen and i had a perfect loyal subject whos mind was broken in all the nicest little ways, whos entire self was replaced with a desperate need to please me and who's identity was a hollw fragment of a self orbiting around something greater (me) well. id probably be pretty uncomfortable with it. id be like. hey can you go somewhere else. dont you have like. hobbies. why dont you try getting into reading. can you like give me some space please

[swagophile]

everyone follows me for my hilarious posts and my genius insights like "id be a pretty bad dom because i wouldnt like it"

[sailatina3]

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[cuunos]

okay this is an insane poll but for context: as a lot of people know, in fashion and styling, different people have different complimentary palettes. some people look better in cool tones, some people look better in warm tones, some in bright colors, some in pastels, etc etc. however, this also applies to metals, specifically gold vs silver. so,

do you know whether you "should" be wearing either silver or gold

yes, i know which looks best, and i stick with this

yes, i know which looks best, and i don't care

no, i don't know

nuance button

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[cuunos]

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[l3irdl3rain]

huge win for fans of old lady friendship and / or old lady yuri!!!!

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[girlnephew]

[rnismatch]

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

the shitstains at youtube memoryhole’d propane genesis evangelion but I had already downloaded it because I know youtube is full of absolute cunts so here it is