all dragons go to heaven

(probably)

[lakevida]

i dont enjoy writing as a hobby because it feels like when people try to take pictures of mirrors to sell online and clearly put effort into minimizing their reflection but theres still an arm and phone in the frame or you can see their fucked up carpeted kitchen in the background with like a wall to wall collection of dusty antlers. im saying someone will notice i have a weird house because i was so focused on nobody noticing that i was naked while taking a pic of this mirror for craigslist and i cant have that but im not getting dressed because its my house. you understand of course

[heartbreakrevolver]

I'm gonna be late!!! *running to the gym with a 1.25kg plate in my mouth

[chrisbeansprmanager]

this is the silliest edit i’ve ever made by the way

[thatonebadideapanda]

"Where has Andrew Garfield gone? He needs to give his blood so this can stop"

[vinecovered-mech]

[smallbitterman]

“average show has 3 injuries per performance” factoid actually just statistical error. average show has 0 injuries per performance. Cornley Georg, who has 2 actors get knocked unconscious every 10 minutes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[chrisbeansprmanager]

mmni christmas run you’re so loved by me

[seven-winged-liar]

AUGUST IS OVER??????

[seven-winged-liar]

my bad gang there's one more

[estrapaded]

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[mettic]

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[hvcklebury]

i finally watched the boys

[fairycosmos]

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[anexperimentallife]

[shitpeoplesayinwarframe]

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[bogleech]

There's too much going on here

[arirna]