I don`t want to hurt anyone.

Hello Mr. Austwia! -giggles-

[Ah, no problem bro :3]

Hallo everyone!

I missed woo all. /giggles/

/gasps/ It`s past my bed time!

/runs to his bed/ Good night evewybody!

#ic #[night<3]\

Austwia`s home is chilly.

I don`t wike it. /frowns/

“Kesese! Then come stay with me! That aristobrat is boring anyways~! Come stay with me, Ita~”

Weally? I can stay with woo?

It wouldn`t bother woo..would it?

“Not at all! I welcome it!~ Kesesese! C’mere, Ita~” Holds his arms out for the Italian boy.

“Tank woo!” Runs toward him, giggling. “Austwia is mean..are woo mean?”

Prussia scooped him up in his arms, huggling him. “Kesese, so cute~ Nein, I’m not mean, atleast not to you! Maybe to Austria but he deserves it, right?”

“Austwia is too cheap to pay for warmth..” He sighed, “But I bet your home is nice and warm…” Giggles, “May I call woo papa?”

“FFFFFF— Ja, you can~.” Cuddles him, fawning over how cute he is. “D’aww, how did that douche bag aristobrat get you anyways?”

Giggles as he stays close to him, feeling quite warm. “It`s..a long story I guess.”

“Oh? Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter, you’ll love it at my house way more than that dummkofphs! Promise! Kesese~” Picks him up and starts walking off to his house. “We’ve got tons of good food! Und sweets! You like sweets, right?”

"I wove sweets," He clings onto him, "Do woo have a lot of pasta over there? I like pasta the most.. I can make very good pasta but Mr. Austwia always says that it tastes howible.." Whispers, "I think he is lying though.

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*gives Nero a look, that close to just sticking his tongue out, and blinks at the insight, looking down at Italy* That’s… a very long story… that I’m not sure I can explain to a child… *glances back at Nero with a little grin* Why don’t YOU make something up!

*returns a more ‘are you fucking kidding me’ look to Kiku, one eyebrow raised and a grin forming* Okay! Well, you see, bambino, *cautious step away from Kiku for good measure* Unlike Kiku here, I have no problems explaining the real story to a child~ *starts explaining, starting at that first night at the bar where they met, doubting he would really get a chance to get farther into the story than that*

I... /listens to the story that Nero was explaining, confused on this whole friendship or whatever it was classified as. He hated when people fought/

#What is this linezilla

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um what?!

WHAT?!

:| WHAT THE LEGIT FUCK

WELL BALLS. so um WUT.

Mother fucker….Well played Rowling.

This will be the only Harry Potter thing I’ve ever reblogged. Mind has been fucked.

Holy shit balls

Holy fucking shit fucks!

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Called it B|

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but the zoo snake was a man 8|

NAGINI THE MANLY VOICED SNAKE

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Reblog and then click the photo.

You can thank me later.

IF YOU HAVE A LAPTOP TURN IT SIDEWAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL SOMEONE DO THIS TO TUMBLR.

Love it!

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I’m not hovering, I’m watching, please continue~ I’m sure it will turn out great~

/turns around, rolling his eyes, and dumps a bunch of the pasta in the pot with a mutter of ‘Would’a been better if you weren’t here.’ in Italian, of course./ Uh-huh. For all I know, you just want to be around me~

/feels completely awkward in a situation such as this one/ You guys don`t look like you get along very much... /sighs/ Why is that?

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Austwia`s home is chilly.

I don`t wike it. /frowns/

“Kesese! Then come stay with me! That aristobrat is boring anyways~! Come stay with me, Ita~”

Weally? I can stay with woo?

It wouldn`t bother woo..would it?

“Not at all! I welcome it!~ Kesesese! C’mere, Ita~” Holds his arms out for the Italian boy.

“Tank woo!” Runs toward him, giggling. “Austwia is mean..are woo mean?”

Prussia scooped him up in his arms, huggling him. “Kesese, so cute~ Nein, I’m not mean, atleast not to you! Maybe to Austria but he deserves it, right?”

“Austwia is too cheap to pay for warmth..” He sighed, “But I bet your home is nice and warm…” Giggles, “May I call woo papa?”

“FFFFFF— Ja, you can~.” Cuddles him, fawning over how cute he is. “D’aww, how did that douche bag aristobrat get you anyways?”

Giggles as he stays close to him, feeling quite warm. "It`s..a long story I guess."

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*wanders into the kitchen* *looks at the scene and leans on the counter* …Cooking something? *COOKBLOCKER IS ON PATROL*

*Internally: Damnit.* *takes the pasta box from his new little friend* Just pasta, no need to hover.