Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some donât have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!
âNo â no. Just keep your clothes on.â
âYou are so mean⊠and Iâm okay with that.â
âIs that all your mouth is good for?â
âI am always looking for meaningful one night stands.â
âCan I borrow a kiss? I promise Iâll give it back.â
âI would rather have a cup of tea than sex.â
âAh, ah, not till I give you permission.â
âApart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?â
âWhere do you think youâre going?â
âAnd how are you going to make it up to me?â
âMy sexual preference is often.â
âWhat a nice little sound, I think Iâll bite there again.â
âDonât worry, it only seems kinky the first time.â
âDoes it taste alright?â
âYou wouldnât dare!â
âYouâre so cute when youâre tired, you know.â
âAnticipation makes the hard-on longer.â
âYou know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.â
âNothing risque, nothing gained.â
âI love when youâre rough.â
âIs that a challenge?â
âIs there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.â
âIâm not cheap, but I am on special this week.â
âSex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.â
âIâm not gonna stop leaving marks till Iâm sure everyone will know your mine.â
âMake me.â
âWhatâs in it for me?â
âIâm not drunk, Iâm just intoxicated by you.â
âIâm going outside to make out⊠care to join me?â
âWhatâs your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!â
âThank god Iâm wearing gloves, because youâre too hot to handle.â
âDonât stare. I didnât want to do this.â
âI think I could fall madly in bed with you.â
âI need one of those hugs that turns into sex.â
âWant to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?â
âStop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.â
âCan I put you on my to-do list?â
âKiss the hell out of me. Please.â
âYou can stay but your clothes must go.â
âI donât like being told what to do unless Iâm naked.â
âYour lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste likeâŠâ
âThis is mine. Are we clear?â