Devil in a Glass House

i am, unfortunately, a real person. started a fresh blog instead of reviving any of my prior four since i am a much different person than i was in 2017. this will be a grab-bag blog of whatever i want. i don't have the time to run multiple blogs again like i did as a teen. i'll keep tags easy to navigate. *names used in personal posts are pseudonyms*

[parakeet]

#MyCoin

[immaplatypus]

@shoggothgirlfriends spitting comedy gold copper

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[mummynapkin]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake

[i-am-a-fish]

I love carbonation I love carbonation, I love carbonation I like it when the beverage fights back

[oncce-againn]

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

This email has already found you. You had better hope I don’t find you next.

[beemovieerotica]

[i-am-a-fish]

I want everyone to have universal basic income please

[rratchuggerr]

Worms

[depsidase]

[lazywriterinthedark]

[tooies]

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

[looseinthecatroom]

[unstablebill]

I've been scream laughing at this for several days

[empress-of-dark2005]

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ukk0]

🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀

Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity 🖤💜