Oh, don't be scared, Malcolm. We finally get to have some alone time together.
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@procrastinatingsab
Oh, don't be scared, Malcolm. We finally get to have some alone time together.
I've been remembering things about my childhood. Good things?
Ahhh I miss this show
repeating this to myself forever and ever
I love your writing. I never thought about following you on Tumblr, but now I am! I love the whump community. Keep writing and never stop, please. Your Malcolm Bright fics are sooo good.
You just made my entire month! 🤩🥰 thank you sooo much!
I do want to come back and finish up some of the fics I have ongoing - I feel like your message just gave me the push I needed 🥹
Cillian had it all figured out before going to the Oscars: he would skip red carpet, present the nominees and leave right out
He just wasn't expecting that Adrien would slow down the process for him 🤭😂
The face of someone who's internally screaming "should've stayed home"
we will never see him again i fear......
#And he took that personally 💀
Bonus (I still can't stop laughing at Cillian Murphy):
The way Ross looks at Demelza….my ovaries exploded.
(via kelz531 Instagram story on October 31st, 2023)
This is the greatest content I have ever seen.
I love shrimps.
Just saying 🥰😂
I'm not sure you're stakeout material.
PRODIGAL SON 1.03 | Fear Response
I miss you❤️
Aww anon thanks! This made me smile 🥺❤️❤️
Wondering who are you? 🤭
This is Malcolm:
I think you might like Malcom. Why? ....Well:
Malcom is a funny guy. He has a bird called Sunshine! He use to work for the FBI, but now he consults with the NYPD on murder cases. He's very good at it! Look how much fun he has:
Wow so fun!
Malcolm also has friends! Wanna meet them? Here:
I used to work for a trade book reviewer where I got paid to review people's books, and one of the rules of that review company is one that I think is just super useful to media analysis as a whole, and that is, we were told never to critique media for what it didn't do but only for what it did.
So, for instance, I couldn't say "this book didn't give its characters strong agency or goals". I instead had to say, "the characters in this book acted in ways that often felt misaligned with their characterization as if they were being pulled by the plot."
I think this is really important because a lot of "critiques" people give, if subverted to address what the book does instead of what it doesn't do, actually read pretty nonsensical. For instance, "none of the characters were unique" becomes "all of the characters read like other characters that exist in other media", which like... okay? That's not really a critique. It's just how fiction works. Or "none of the characters were likeable" becomes "all of the characters, at some point or another, did things that I found disagreeable or annoying" which is literally how every book works?
It also keeps you from holding a book to a standard it never sought to meet. "The world building in this book simply wasn't complex enough" becomes "The world building in this book was very simple", which, yes, good, that can actually be a good thing. Many books aspire to this. It's not actually a negative critique. Or "The stakes weren't very high and the climax didn't really offer any major plot twists or turns" becomes "The stakes were low and and the ending was quite predictable", which, if this is a cute romcom is exactly what I'm looking for.
Not to mention, I think this really helps to deconstruct a lot of the biases we carry into fiction. Characters not having strong agency isn't inherently bad. Characters who react to their surroundings can make a good story, so saying "the characters didn't have enough agency" is kind of weak, but when you flip it to say "the characters acted misaligned from their characterization" we can now see that the *real* problem here isn't that they lacked agency but that this lack of agency is inconsistent with the type of character that they are. a character this strong-willed *should* have more agency even if a weak-willed character might not.
So it's just a really simple way of framing the way I critique books that I think has really helped to show the difference between "this book is bad" and "this book didn't meet my personal preferences", but also, as someone talking about books, I think it helps give other people a clearer idea of what the book actually looks like so they can decide for themselves if it's worth their time.
Update: This is literally just a thought exercise to help you be more intentional with how you critique media. I'm not enforcing this as some divine rule that must be followed any time you have an opinion on fiction, and I'm definitely not saying that you have to structure every single sentence in a review to contain zero negative phrases. I'm just saying that I repurposed a rule we had at that specific reviewer to be a helpful tool to check myself when writing critiques now. If you don't want to use the tool, literally no one (especially not me) can or wants to force you to use it. As with all advice, it is a totally reasonable and normal thing to not have use for every piece of it that exists from random strangers on the internet. Use it to whatever extent it helps you or not at all.
I am an absolute sucker for the simple trope of whumpee on their knees, with their arms bound behind their back getting hit in the face and almost falling over before righting themself, coming back up with a bloody lip.
PRODIGAL SON 1.13 | Wait and Hope
I love him so much! Still love him soooo much 😍🥺
okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.
everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just
I am this cat 🥲😳