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Puckacey 4ever

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#photo #just reblogging this to see if you have me blocked again smh #lol kidding

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Text || Puckacey

Kacey: Yeah, the nerdiest thing I ever say is your name.

Kacey: Do you think we need to talk about it?

Puck: Can't believe you just burned me like that. Lies, but that was still solid.

Puck: I thought we just did.

#text

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: How have you know me for a billion years and not know what chakras are?

Kacey: I'm not taking anything back.

Puck: You say a lot of nerd stuff.

Puck: So it wasn't an accident? You really wanna be my girl?

#text #right?? that's all i want #not to jinx myself but i think i got it working again #no stress at all is what should be

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: Or you being turned on by weird things comes naturally to you. I swear, I'm going to get you some purple jade so you can balance your chakras.

Kacey: Do it.

Puck: That some kind of lube?

Puck: Okay. No take backs. It's on now.

#text #nonsense #pure nonsense #my chrome keeps crashing everytime I open it and it is the worst #I don't deserve this torture smh #but I am v glad to hear your semester should be less stressful #those other classes sounded legit insane with that work load

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: Uh, yeah? Cause that wasn't intended to be hot as all.

Kacey: You're supposed to be the optimist in this relationship.

Puck: Just comes to you naturally, babe.

Puck: Hold up, I'm gonna blast this out on Twitter. We got us a relationship.

#text #no way you're the best #we should swap numbers so you can kick me into gear #bc my problem is generally sleeping at dumb times smh #did you get a nice school break over the holidays?

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: I think you're into getting punched and you're trying to goad me into it so you can get off.

Kacey: I don't know any directors but them.

Puck: When you make it sound all hot like that, how can you blame me?

Puck: Don't sound too promising, babe.

#text #right?? that's what i think too #how are your two adorable fluffballs?

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: You fake not being a dork every single day.

Kacey: Have you ever heard of email? If you say that's what you use to sign up for porn sites, I will punch you.

Puck: That's some of your crazy talk.

Puck: I mean you said it for me so....

Puck: Who would I email?

#text #lol as soon as i brave the scratches that will follow #then i will share tons #he should thank me for how cute he's going to look tbh

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: You knew I would ask eventually. Sounds fake, feels fake.

Kacey: It also connects you to people all across the globe. Including film makers.

Puck: Ain't nothing about me fake, babe.

Puck: Don't know how none of that works. That's what sounds fake.

#text #as feisty as ever :')#i may have bought him a santa outfit that i'm sure he is going to be thrilled to wear

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: Come show me then.

Kacey: Have you never heard of the internet?

Puck: Thought you'd never ask.

Puck: That's where I get my porn.

#text #the party don't start till i walk in~#my holiday was pretty good tbh #it was nice and chill

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: Sure won't. I do it out of love (and amusement) though.

Kacey: Just cause they don't make them here doesn't mean you can't sell the rights to someone.

Puck: I'll show you some love and amusement.

Puck: To who tho? Just some random dude walking by? Nah, I'm doing this firefighting thing now.

#text #ikr??#even tho mine is just me sleeping at dumb times lol #i'm doing good #how about you?#did you have a good thanksgiving? and survive black friday?

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: Yeah one time and you've refused to do it again ever since. I doubt it was juice and more you.

Kacey: They still could be. You could sell a script.

Puck: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're never gonna let me forget that one, huh?

Puck: To who? They don't make 'em here.

#text #<333 :')

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: My tastebuds are perfect, thank you. Don't be mad cause you can't eat fire and not cry.

Kacey: They could be. Don't you have fun doing it?

Puck: Hey that was one time, and I told you I got juice in my eye!

Puck: Yeah, maybe. But the cool part was thinking it'd be on a movie screen some day.

#text #school should come with floaties #glad to see tumblr is changing things that don't need it again

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: Both of which are delicious?? I don't see the problem here.

Kacey: No, I don't know. You like doing it.

Puck: Your tastes buds are the problem here.

Puck: But it ain't like they'll be movies or nothing. I'm doing other stuff now.

#text #drowning in homework?

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: You don't like the food I normally make so I have to keep you fed somehow.

Kacey: Yeah but the show writing is your thing. Or was your thing. Is it still your thing?

Puck: That's cause you eat grass and fire.

Puck: Nah, I haven't done it in a while. Seems pointless since I ain't got anything to do with 'em, y'know?

#text #my favorite kind tbh

Text || Puckacey

Kacey: How is that different from any other day of your life?

Kacey: I'm not making a show, that's just the way it is.

Puck: Only different cause today you're making cookies to help me out with that.

Puck: You could, y'know. You do that whole writing stuff plenty.

#text #not too bad here either #i can't even remember what i did now lol but at least it wasn't anything terrible

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