Welcome to Check Please Hell

Rebecca, 29, nonbinary: she/her or they/them, a flaming pansexual. Average wine mom crying over history and Heated Rivalry. I don't even know anymore. Italy, US, Belgium.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[clytemnestraaa]

“how do i write good sex scenes” the same way you learn to write anything else you read a lot of it and take a lot of notes. examine. break it apart. what’s being done? how is it being accomplished? what’s not being done? read something good. now read something bad. make a list of why the bad thing was bad. ok now go practice forever

[fanonical]

you know how when you were a kid you kind of assumed quicksand would have a larger place in your life than it does? yeah, turns out everything like that was being experienced by the baudelaire kids, not you

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1292

[helloitsbees]

im just a museum exhibit to you people

[gaynehollander]

Ilya, every day from July 10th 2021, until the end of forever:

[dogpuppy]

[racketghost]

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

[racketghost]

[tags via : @heavenly-havoc]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[niceshootingrook]

As far as I'm concerned in this moment, Shane Hollander is drafting a list of baby names in his head.

[championofdogs]

Hi pervert! I've ô’btained an item...

[luntfontanne]

everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds

[1xtralmillz-deactivated20250209]

I have to reblog this when it comes back around.

[mina-logan]

[crabussy]

going to try a bold new technique called Unfollowing Blogs That Make Me Feel Bad paired with another novel method known as Following Blogs That Make Me Feel Good

[griefbespoke]

i love love loooove 'better than the fucking yankees' because shane's not just some hockey-obsessed jock, he's a straight up jock across the board. he's an all-rounder!!! he's a hockey player, and hockey players literally spend like 80-90% of their time talking about all the other sports they're watching. he watches sportscenter like it's the nightly news, has the baseball on in the background all summer. he's showing up at the olympics for sports simply because he knows the athletes, and as a top canadian athlete with his level of marketing and sponsorship, he's met and knows A Lot of athletes. he's getting invited to grand slam tournaments. he's reading all those high performing athlete biographies. he has an opinion on who's going to win the super bowl, who looks good in the nba, which teams will do best in the world cup, who's in form for the masters. in tlg he's participating in the great canadian pastime of putting on some late night australian rugby/aussie rules just for the sake of having some live sports running in the background. he and ilya put the tennis on later in the book for the same reason. that boy is a fucking jock!!!

[sweet-sugar-maize]

[kaijuno]

[mayskalih]