Puck's Back

That's right. I'm back. Not up for taking anyone's shit right now so if you don't have anything nice to say, stay out of my face. Okay? Okay.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Full Moon's coming.

Dean? Did we have an agreement or didn’t we?

[dean-kingofgymclass-deactivated]

Yeah. We definitely did. I’ll be there ASAP.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Good.  

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Awww, babe, don’t tell me you didn’t believe it…

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

Well, it’s not really my body. My true form would burn your eyes out. I guess that does count as ‘hot’.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

You're wearing it, so right now it's yours.  Complementing your body is like complementing a normal chick's dress.  

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Good.

You should get yourself up-to-date on modern slang.  Especially if you’re gonna work with high schoolers. 

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I should, but most of them explain it to me and just say I’m old.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Take it from a fifth-year senior who still flunked out.  The teachers I respected weren't the ones I had to explain the joke to.  Check my old records if you don't believe me.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I…uh…thank you.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Don’t tell me you somehow missed the part where you’re hot…

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I’ve been told…

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Awww, babe, don't tell me you didn't believe it...

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Words mean different stuff.  Yeah, a babe is a child.  A baby.  But you also call chicks babe and baby.  and by chicks I mean women.  

You call them ‘babe’ when they’re hot, and ‘baby’ when they’re all important to you.  

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

My head hurts a little, but I think I understand.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Good.

You should get yourself up-to-date on modern slang.  Especially if you're gonna work with high schoolers. 

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

You called me babe. A babe is a child.

Is hitting on that term that I think is too violent for its true meaning? And oh..I see.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

A ‘babe’ is also a sexy woman.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I’m pretty sure it’s a child. Is that the modern usage?

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Words mean different stuff.  Yeah, a babe is a child.  A baby.  But you also call chicks babe and baby.  and by chicks I mean women.  

You call them 'babe' when they're hot, and 'baby' when they're all important to you.  

[puckzillawolf-blog]

I'm down for one month...

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

Words can hurt. 

Because it’s mean.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

You do know I’m not actually in high school, right?  You don’t have to be all…guidance counselor with me.  

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I wasn’t…I just thought it was mean.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

It’s not a big deal…

you’re too nice for your own good.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I think it is. I wouldn’t like people to say I’m dead.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Look, you're sweet. But drop it already?

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

You called me babe. A babe is a child.

Is hitting on that term that I think is too violent for its true meaning? And oh..I see.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

A 'babe' is also a sexy woman.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

I'm down for one month...

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

Words can hurt. 

Because it’s mean.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

You do know I’m not actually in high school, right?  You don’t have to be all…guidance counselor with me.  

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I wasn’t…I just thought it was mean.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

It's not a big deal...

you're too nice for your own good.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I found out that this body is allergic to peanuts.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

It was a complement.  and a joke.  Which if you’d gotten, could’ve stopped being a joke. But, since you didn’t…I guess it’s stuck as one.

Too bad.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I still don’t get it….

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Babe.

I said “Well Fuck”

You asked “What?”

I said “You, Maybe.”

Get it now?

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

Why are you calling me a child? 

I think so….

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Calling you a child with what we're talking about right now would be creepy.

Let's just spell it out for you.  I was hitting on you.  Flirting.  Asking if you wanted me to fuck you.  

Clear enough yet?

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I…uh…thank you.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Don't tell me you somehow missed the part where you're hot...

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I found out that this body is allergic to peanuts.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

It was a complement.  and a joke.  Which if you’d gotten, could’ve stopped being a joke. But, since you didn’t…I guess it’s stuck as one.

Too bad.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I still don’t get it….

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Babe.

I said "Well Fuck"

You asked "What?"

I said "You, Maybe."

Get it now?

[puckzillawolf-blog]

I'm down for one month...

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

Words can hurt. 

Because it’s mean.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

You do know I'm not actually in high school, right?  You don't have to be all...guidance counselor with me.  

[puckzillawolf-blog]

I'm down for one month...

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Couldn’t agree more.  Of course, I did let people think that for a while so I guess I had it coming.  

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

Either way, they shouldn’t do it.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

I don't think they meant any harm.  

Why do you care anyway?

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I found out that this body is allergic to peanuts.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

What?

[puckzillawolf-blog]

You, maybe?

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

I..don’t follow.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

It was a complement.  and a joke.  Which if you'd gotten, could've stopped being a joke. But, since you didn't...I guess it's stuck as one.

Too bad.

[kayleigh-ann-brooker-blog]

puckzillawolf liked your photo

I suppose this was nice of you, Noah.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

There's a button to click to press stuff I like.  I like hot chicks.  Even just their faces.

So you're welcome.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

I'm down for one month...

[puckzillawolf-blog]

That little faith in me, Hudson?  

It’s a running joke now.  Can’t find Puck? Oh, must be dead.  

[finn-thewolfman-blog]

That’s not what I meant, dude. I was just…worried. I’m glad you’re back.

[puckzillawolf-blog]

Worried?  Why would you be worried?