Woo

My name's Devyn, and most of the time I want to know why, but I can't seem to figure it out.

[makinginfinity]

[manbiteshog]

stop putting pop culture references in online quizzes i don’t know what anything is

[demiiwhiffin]

[wentmad]

this is literally a taylor swift quote about picking up food after it’s fallen on the floor

[emswift]

[georgiaadorestaylor]

IM SCREAMING

[taylorcometobrazil]

OMG I REMEMBER THAT

[taylorswift]

Yeah as it turns out not all inspirational quotes are A) about climbing mountains B) inspiring at all when you consider the source material 🍟

“doN’t piCk it Up & eAt iT iF itS sTiCkY, iT’s iNtUiTioN🤪”

[nbmudkip]

please for the love of God imagine a plate of spaghetti

i need to clarify that this combination of asks is the funniest fucking thing i have EVER received in my inbox. i just rolled around in my bed laughing for five minutes. i almost asphyxiated

[catchymemes]

[01101010-01100100]

i’ve been getting evil vibes lately but i’m growing in power daily in order to fight them

[hungwy]

if i were an amoeba id be like fuck yes i love this.  im contracting my vacuole. im inching towards bacterias. and now im dissolving a nutrients ❤

[bambiplanet]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i’m sitting at a starbucks in barnes n noble and there’s a small family w a little baby and the baby went “SCREEEEEEEEEgdblbghlb” and the dad goes “HEY! what does that even mean”

[catasters]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

please talk me i am no longer angy

[cowboyism]

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

[veggiedaddy]

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

[c-lov3r-deactivated20130204]

i csn’t brteath

[deliciouskaek]

wat

[deadonarrival-archive]

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

[adorabians-deactivated20200311]

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[memewhore]

[polyglotplatypus]