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Apr 8

♟️My favorite Maxwell quotes!♟️

(My observations/other thoughts at the end!)

Don’t Starve:

Axe- "Sometimes the direct approach is best."

Opulent Pickaxe- "This must be game logic."

Razor- "If only the world had a single neck."

Campfire (embers)- "I'm going to lose it."

Pumpkin Lantern- "Why hello, Mr. Crane."

Honey Poultice- "Sticky and gooey and good for putting on booboos."

Compass (generic)- "I've lost my way."

Farm- "Do I look like a farmer?"

Farm (growing)- "I have better things to do than watch plants grow."

Farm (finished)- "It's ready."

Farm (needs fertilizer)- "It needs to be... refreshed."

Science Machine- "I can't believe I forgot how to build those things."

Rainometer- "I could also just look up to learn the same thing."

Spear- "It's a spear. Yup."

Boomerang (hit self)- "Ow! Clumsy!"

Blow Dart- "A glorious tube of pain-giving!"

Sleep Dart- "Call me Mr. Sandman."

Fire Dart- "Just make sure to breathe out."

Birdcage- "You'll never get me behind bars again."

Birdcage (occupied)- "I feel for ya, feathers."

Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "You'll still be in there when you wake up."

Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "I'll huff and I'll puff!"

Hay Wall, Wood Wall, and Stone Wall (held)- "Pocket-sized wall pieces. Yup."

Mini Sign (held)- "It's not much use like this. We should place it."

Mini Sign (empty)- "We should draw something on there."

Mini Sign (drawn on)- "I could draw better than that!"

Wood Gate- "It opens. And closes sometimes, too."

Pan Flute- "I'm going to sing a song of madness."

The Lazy Forager and Lazy Explorer- "Simple magic is often the best."

Construction Amulet- "I swear I don't normally need this."

Evergreen- "I've heard them described as 'piney'."

Evergreen (stump)- "That's not about to grow back."

Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "I put it out of its misery."

Spiky Tree (stump)- "Tree 0, Maxwell 1."

Charcoal- "Nothing will steal my carbon!"

Marble Tree- "How whimsical."

Spiky Bush- "It's twisted and thorny, just like me!"

Spiky Bush (burning)- "I should ask it questions."

Flower- "I am filled with the irrational urge to stomp upon it."

Petals- "I've a habit of destroying beautiful things, haven't I?"

Evil Flower- "I like that flower."

Bones- "Hungry devils, aren't they?"

Touch Stone- "There's a story behind that..."

Pig Head- "Er... charming."

Pig Torch- "Great. Now they have fire."

Flint- "Ow! I cut my finger!"

Nitre- "One third of the way there..."

Gold Nugget- "This was important to me once."

Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Drat! It got away."

Skeleton- "Ha! I remember that one."

Stalagmite- "Rocks. How dull."

Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Where are their gods now?"

Fern- "I'd like to step on it."

Large Ornate Chest- "It's almost like he's still alive."

Checkerboard Flooring- "That's my natural habitat."

Clockwork Knight- "Such quality workmanship!"

Clockwork Bishop- "I'm especially proud of that piece."

Clockwork Rook- "A castle for my home."

Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Charlie? It's me! Maxwell!"

Charlie (attacked by)- "Ow! Charlie, that hurt!"

Hound- "They don't recognize me!"

Red Hound- "I put fire gems in there as a joke."

Frog- "It jumps and licks things."

Ghost- "It remembers me!"

MacTusk- "Don't you recognize me?"

Slurper Pelt- "In death, this creature will serve me!"

Beefalo- "Just look at that stupid beast."

Beefalo (follower)- "Aw nuts, it's following me."

Beefalo (sleeping)- "It's only marginally less stupid when it's asleep."

Beefalo (naked)- "Now it looks dumb AND pathetic."

Beefalo (domesticated)- "I like a creature that knows its place."

Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "I suppose some people might find that charming."

Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "I'd only ride you if I was desperate."

Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Yes, you understand how this works."

Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Seems we've a few hours of reprieve."

Pig (follower)- "He's simple but he's mine."

Pig (dead)- "I dub thee, 'Bacon'."

Pig Skin- "It was him or me."

Bunnyman- "It reminds me of my old act."

Bunny Puff- "Silly rabbit."

Rock Lobster- "I banished these guys down here for a reason."

Slurtle- "I don't remember those..."

Snurtle- "That's strange. They must be new."

Splumonkey- "I don't have time for you!"

Crow- "I don't know how they got here."

Crow (held)- "Shhhh... My pretty."

Eye Bone (ashes)- "Don't worry. There will be more Chesters."

Chester- "Annoying little monster. Has his uses, though."

Fireflies (held)- "I could squish them if I wanted to."

Tallbird- "These were a failed experiment."

Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Well. That's tempting."

Ancient Guardian- "My my, the fuel has changed you."

Guardian's Horn- "I'm sorry I had to do that, old friend."

Wes (trapped)- "He displeased me."

Cave Banana- "Like ashes in my mouth."

Cooked Cave Banana- "Even worse than raw."

Pumpkin- "Hallowe'en was always my favorite."

Pierogi- "I made it, so you know it's good."

Powdercake- "What foul product of science is this?"

Stuffed Eggplant- "A meal fit for a king... or at least someone with a throne."

Waffles- "An excellent start to the morning. Or evening."

Butterfly Wings- "Ha ha ha. I got him!"

Butter- "Some puns are irresistible."

Rot- "That used to be food until I wasted it."

Blueprint- "I know all about that. I just forgot."

Gears- "My pets! What has become of you?"

Ball and Cup- "Not something a grown man should be caught playing with."

Second-hand Dentures- "These are gross, and that's the tooth."

Maxwell's Phonograph- "That accursed thing!"

Maxwell's Light- "Aw, it remembers me."

Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'm sure I had my reasons when I placed this."

Leaving combat (Spider)- "I won't be made a fool of... next time!"

Unable to build structure (mounted)- "Even with my long arms, I still can't reach."

Reign of Giants:

Tent (burnt)- "That's a bit burned for my taste."

Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Who cares?"

Birchnut Tree- "I've heard them described as 'leafy'."

Glommer's Statue- "Hey, that's not a statue of me!"

Glommer's Statue (mined)- "That'll teach it to not be me."

Skeleton (self)- "The master becomes the student."

Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Do you pick up what I'm laying down? Do you dig what I'm burying?"

Moleworm (aboveground)- "I'll take that as a yes."

Moleworm (held)- "End of the line."

Bearger- "Take anything you want."

Empty Goose Nest.pngMoose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Ride the lightning, you big egg."

Mosling- "That's a fluffy... thing."

Bigfoot- "Now that is surely fuel for nightmares."

Ice Cream- "Sundae, sundae, sundae!"

Webber's Skull- "Don't think you'll be able to escape that easily."

Old Bell Blueprint- "Never sell your sole for forbidden knowledge."

Lightning miss- "Can't touch this!"

Overheating- "My heart can't stand the heat!"

Tree Shelter- "Protect me, cursed tree!"

Shipwreck:

Machete- "Truthfully I was always a hack."

Chiminea (all stages)- "Safe keeping for my hard earned fires."

Anti Venom- "A cure to what ails you."

Quacken Drill- "I will quack open the sea itself."

Coconade- "I foresee death in the future."

Coconade (lit)- "I may want to take cover."

Sand Castle- "I found that wholly unenjoyable. I swear."

Empty Bottle- "Given enough time I could build a ship inside."

Piratihatitator- "Such a fascinating device."

Piratihatitator (burnt)- "Ashes to ashes."

Dripple Pipes- "Goodness. It's been awhile since I played."

Dumbrella- "This looks silly."

The "Sea Legs"- "Seems dependable."

Slot Machine- "I admittedly have a penchant for tempting fate."

Poisonous Hole- "I can see it just fine from here... No need to get closer."

Obsidian Workbench- "This workstation ignites a spark of creativity in my heart..."

Burnt Ash Tree- "Had I any pity, I would give it to this tree."

Woodlegs' Cage- "We are all trapped, in one way or another."

Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "Do I dare play with more forces beyond my control?"

Blue Crocodog- "Smells like wet dog."

Snake- "A cruel yet elegant beastie."

Dragoon- "Don't you know who I am?"

Cormorant- "Unlike me, it has no trouble surviving out here."

Quacken Tentacle- "How dare you touch me?"

Sealnado (seal form)- "It's, uh... cute?"

Dead Jellyfish- "I like it better dead."

Dried Jellyfish- "I actually don't mind this?"

Roe- "Raw fish eggs. Fantastic."

Coconut- "Could do considerable damage to a person's noggin."

California Roll- "We meet again, crabbit."

License Plate- "Letters and numbers... some sort of secret code?"

One True Earring- "I would look quite dashing in it, were my ear pierced."

Sextant- "Exactly what it looks like. Err... What does it look like?"

Riding wave- "Truly!"

Boat sinking- "After everything, is this how it ends?!"

Hamlet:

Hogus Porkusator- "Scientifically proving pigs can fly."

Gold Pan- "Must I do everything myself?"

Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Generally, I'd say it's on fire."

The Tinkerer's Tower- "Full of schemes and plans. Like me."

Demolition Permit- "I normally don't need a license for destruction."

Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and Windowed Cabinet- "Ah. A place to put my books."

"Character" Tree- "Someone should put it out of its misery."

Floral Wall Paper- "Could use some red."

Photo- "Horrid boy..."

Black Cat- "Ah, the memories..."

Horned Chair- "Not as good as my throne."

Massager Chair- "Ohh. I like that!"

Hardwood Door- "It's a door. You go through it."

Greenhouse Wall- "All that sunshine and nothing to keep it out."

Crime Rug- "Which unfortunate soul was that?"

Tall Grass- "Oh, joyous occasion. I've found grass."

Quarry Lodgings- "Little pig, little pig, let me in."

Ancient Wall- "It's a wall. Let's not get too excited."

Monogrammed Luggage A & B- "There's a 'W' monogrammed on it. It must be mine."

Ancient Spirit- "Do I know you?"

Mant (dead)- "Serves it right for being so ugly."

Pog- "What do you want?"

Pog (follower)- "Shoo. I do not like you."

Pog (sleeping)- "Oh look. It is asleep."

Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Don't make me do something I'll regret."

Erudite- "A gal after my own heart."

Erudite (sleeping)- "I hope you have nightmares."

Asparagus- "We must always eat our vegetables."

Can't buy item (not enough money)- "Hmmph. Overpriced if you ask me."

Hay Fever starting- "Ugh. Allergies."

Putting on Living Artifact- "I AM SUPERIOR!"

Together:

Turf-Raiser Helm- "If the ground displeases me, I'll pull it up by the roots."

Endothermic Fire Pit (embers)- "Someone should attend to that."

Mushroom Planter (empty)- "Smells... "piney"."

Mushroom Planter (rotten)- "Rotten, all the way through. I relate."

Cookbook- "Very well. If I can master the dark arts, how hard could cooking be?"

Growth Formula Starter- "It looks more like a science experiment than a fertilizer."

Tree Jam- "Looks like you're in a bit of a jam, pal."

Cartographer's Desk- "Mapmaking is a soothing pastime. Methodical."

Potter's Wheel (material placed)- "How I've missed the act of creation."

Think Tank- "Now to see if Higgsbury's ideas hold water."

Electric Dart- "Never strikes the same place twice, except when it does."

Trusty Slingshot- "A rather childish weapon, but quite effective in the right hands."

Mini Sign (drawn on)- "It was drawn in a steady hand."

Wood Gate- "When one gate closes..."

Birdcage (occupied, bird hungry)- "What's all the fuss about, feathers?"

Birdcage (occupied, bird starving)- "Oh, come on. I fed you last week."

Birdcage (occupied, bird dead)- "That's a deep sleep."

Birdcage (occupied, bird skeleton)- "Maybe he wasn't sleeping."

End Table (old light source)- "I believe it is Wilson's turn to fetch bulbs."

Potted Succulent- "You're hard to kill. I respect that."

Fish Scale-O-Matic- "Perhaps I might reign again... as the king of fishing!"

Fish Scale-O-Matic (burning)- "No! NOO!"

Astral Detector (held)- "I have many questions."

Produce Scale (burning)- "...And now it's on fire."

Grooming Station (held)- "Do I look like a common construction worker? Oh very well..."

Dreadstone Pillar Scaffold- "There is work to be done. For someone else."

Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Occupied) - "Good. You sit. Forever."

Wooden Chair / Wooden Stool(Burnt) - "Better that way."

Gramophone- "That accursed thing!"

Record(Classic)- "Destroy it!"

Record(Creepy Forest)- "Forgive me if I've lost my taste for music."

Record(E.F.S.)- "Silence would be preferable."

Clean Sweeper- "Presto change-o! Ahem... old habit."

Construction Amulet- "A crutch for pitiful mortals without godlike powers. What?"

Moon Glass Axe- "Go on. Axe me what the moon's made of."

Glass Cutter- "Sharp like my wit."

Brightshade Armor- "Does no one else find this armor oddly itchy?"

Brightshade Bomb- "Someone's about to have a very bad day."

Polar Bearger Bin- "Portable indeed. Wilson can carry it."

Kittykit- "A wholly agreeable animal."

Vargling- "You're a slobbery little chap, aren't you?"

Ewelet- "Quit nibbling my coattails."

Broodling- "Just like old times.”

Glomglom- "You are much too trusting, friend."

Giblet- "You're as fowl as I am!"

Mothling- "You had better not chew holes in my suit."

Friendly Peeper- "Tell me, what is it you see, little one?"

Rainy Day Lure- "Go fishing in the rain? And ruin my last good suit?"

Stupefying Lure- "I think Higgsbury already got too close to one of these."

Jet Quill Float- "I used to see quill floats like this back in England."

Crab King Figure- "I am not that crabby!"

Ancient Guardian Figure- "Always keep things close to the chest, right pal?"

Celestial Champion Figure- "How could I not have seen..."

Crystal Deerclops Figure- "I take great offense to anyone trying to improve on my designs."

Leak- "Oh, great. Now we're going to drown."

Mast- "Every vessel mast have one."

Steering Wheel Kit- "Hard labor? Isn't that Winona's forte?"

Steering Wheel- "Why yes, you may call me the "Captain"."

Fire Pump- "Higgsbury, I think a bucket would have sufficed..."

Cannon Kit- "Fine. I suppose the task of building it is left to me."

Cannon (Loaded)- "Don't test me."

Cannon (Empty)- "It's useless if it isn't loaded."

Cannon (Nothing to upload)- "Tragically, I can't just summon cannonballs out of thin air."

Cannonball- "That looks heavy. Someone should load it into the cannon."

Nautopilot Kit- "Blast it Higgsbury, I can barely read these scribbled instructions."

Dock Kit- "So I'm to be a dock builder now, am I?"

Dock Piling- "Do I look like a common laborer to you?"

Rudder Kit- "Do I look like a common shipwright? Oh, very well..."

Rudder- "If I hear one word of complaint, I'm turning this boat around."

Bernie (held and inactive)- "It makes me a little nostalgic."

Fire Ball- "Neat trick."

Coaching Whistle- "Ah yes. What could be more motivating than the shriek of a whistle?"

All Ghostly Elixirs- "It appears someone has been toying with the dark arts and crafts."

Sisturn (empty)- "I can't help but wonder... no, it couldn't be."

Sisturn (some flowers)- "Perhaps I should pay my respects as well."

Sisturn (full)- "It has a strangely calming effect."

Sleepytime Stories- "I haven't had a real sleep in... ages."

Lux Aeterna- "Taking some inspiration from the Codex, are we? I'm flattered."

Fiery Pen- "Words hold power. Pens too, apparently."

Wooden Walking Stick- "Lucy does fine work."

Party Balloon- "Oh no... he's managed to make them even more cheerful."

Inflatable Vest- "I think I'd rather drown."

Magician's Chest- "If you're worried about getting stuck inside, don't rummage through my things."

Fireproof Falsetto- "No. I do NOT sing."

Den Decorating Set- "Careful child, it's a slippery slope towards a career in the arts."

Webby Whistle- "It's probably covered in spider spit."

Shoo Box- "If only loud noises were really enough to deter them."

Healing Glop- "Just in case I lose my mind entirely and want to heal those little pests."

Warrior, Cave, Shatter, and Strider Switcherdoodle- "I'm not eating that."

Dangler, Spitter, and Nurse Switcherdoodle- "How sickeningly endearing."

Winona's Catapult- "I could have thought of that."

Winona's Inventions (burning)- "I'm going to pretend I don't see it."

Inspectacles- "How long has that old fool been hiding his trash here?!"

Rose-Colored Glasses- "Are you prepared for what you'll find?"

Craftsmerm House- "It's slightly less offensive to my eyes than the others."

Lil' Itchy- "Do I have to touch it? What if I just stand near it?"

Blood Shot- "Let's test it on one of those merms, shall we?"

Armermry / Superior Armermry- "Apparently, I'm not invited. Oh how shall I ever go on."

Dreaded Mudslinger- "How heartwarming to see today's youth take an interest in shadow magic."

Brilliant Mudslinger- "Stop mucking about with that lunar filth!"

Portable Crock Pot- "An instrument of the dark culinary arts."

Seasoning Salt- "My doctor said I shouldn't have too much."

Bramble Husk- "Who's frail now?"

Any of Walters slingshot bands- “He'll shoot his eye out if he's not careful.”

Ageless Watch, Second Chance Watch, Backstep Watch, Backtrek Watch, and Rift Watch- "Careful, madam. I know where this trail ultimately leads."

Candy Apple- "Oh good, it's solid candy. I feared something healthy had snuck in."

Candy Corn- "Waxy, just like me."

Catcoon Candy- "Almost endearing. Almost."

Gummy Spider- "Black licorice, my favorite."

Broken Stake- "I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!"

Monkey Paw- "I'm done tampering with magical oddities, thank-you."

Odd Radio- "At least it's not ragtime.”

Broken Hairdryer- "Some harebrained invention of the scientist's, perhaps?"

Dangling Depth Dweller Decoration- "I like the real ones better."

Bats coming out of tree- "Quite an expert illusion."

Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "It's a Winter's Feast miracle."

Gingerbread Cookie- "Stop looking at me, cookie fiend."

Sugar Cookie- "We're celebrating freezing to death, I see."

Heavenly Eggnog- "My... favorite... she remembered."

Appeasing Adornment- "There's something familiar about this..."

Masonry Oven- "Something about it... ah, I'm sure it's nothing."

Pumpkin Pie- "Well... perhaps just a slice."

Roasted Turkey- "I myself will carve this roast beast."

Tourtiere- "I haven't had a meat pie since I left Liverpool."

Eating without feasting- "I suppose it's only right to share this with the others."

Floating Lantern- "It's oddly beautiful."

Clay Hound (statue)- "I don't trust it."

Clay Hound- "I was wise to be suspicious."

Starting Point Kit- "Might as well start things off with a bang. Or a gong."

Finish Line Kit- "End of the line, pal."

Finish Line (won)- "I'd almost forgotten the sweet taste of victory."

Endurance Gym- "An exercise machine... the most dastardly of inventions."

Endurance Gym (with Carrat)- "You will thank me for making you stronger."

Carrat Scale (good Carrat)- "Excellent. You've done well."

Packet of Seeds- "I will reap what I sow."

Charlie's Carrat- "Starting to feel left out?"

Attempting to pick up wrong Carrat- "Say, pal, why don't you come work for me?"

Ironclad Costume Pattern- "Is this the robot's doing?"

Calling beefalo- "And here comes my... er, "beautiful" assistant."

Can't build stage too far- "This seems a bit far from the festivities, don't you think?"

Can't hitch beefalo (no beefalo)- "Here's the hitch pal, I'm going to need a beefalo."

Kitcoon Nursery- "A house for kitcoons? Can the pitiful little things not climb trees yet?"

Kit Collar- "I've named so many creatures at this point, the novelty has worn off."

Kitcoon (forest, savanna, deciduous, and grassy)- "What a pathetic little creature. It will likely grow up to pick my pockets."

Kitcoon (marsh, rocky, desert, lunar, and festive)- "What a pathetic little creature. Those ears are ridiculous."

Ticoon (tracking for someone else)- "That ticoon is not working for me. Yet."

Ticoon (announce, abandoned)- "Fine! Begone! The Great Maxwell doesn't need help for a simple child's game."

Ticoon (announce, get leader attention)- "Can't you see I'm busy, rodent!? ...My apologies. Where were we?"

Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "You were not clever enough to best the great Maxwell!!"

Playing hide-and-seek (found1)- "Your attempt to escape me has been thwarted, child!"

Playing hide-and-seek (found, last one)- "A-ha! That was the last one! I win!!!"

Kitcoon found in the wild- "So you're the source of that pathetic mewling. I'll have to apologize to the strongman."

Pillow Fight Bell(Playing)- "I do enjoy watching people make fools of themselves."

Glove of Challenge- "Care for a gentleman's duel?"

Can't start fight (no pillow)- "If I'm going to humiliate myself, I can at least do it properly."

Dragonfly Boat Kit- "I'm not the roll-up-your-sleeves type. Ask the handywoman."

Dragonfly Wing Mast- "Those "wings" haven't been clipped from a real Dragonfly. A pity."

Claw Anchor- "Such exquisite craftsmanship. Into the water it goes."

Dragonfly Boat Wheel- "That's the place for the person in charge. Me."

Fanged Bumper- "I always thought boats could use more teeth."

Broodling Spectator- "Enjoying the show, pal?"

Can't start race (no checkpoints)- "I think you're forgetting something, pal."

Scorpeon- "I should like to avoid a pinch from that, I think."

The Altar of Gnaw- "Best offer it something if we enjoy living."

Urn- "Yes yes, ashes to ashes and all that."

Large Cookpot- "Magic could bring it to a boil faster, you know."

Garlic- "I suppose that's why there are no vampires around."

Roast Garlic- "I wonder if it still wards away the undead."

Goat Milk- "My bones are naturally fragile, I'm afraid."

Cawnival Token- "Fine. I'll play your silly little games."

Hubbub for Grub (playing)- "I'll play it, but I won't enjoy it."

Eggs in a Basket (playing)- "A simple matter of memorization. I'll show you just how easy it is."

Cawnival Sapling- "It's so... ugh... whimsical."

Light Catcher- "Oh good. Wouldn't want anyone thinking we've got taste around here, would we?"

Green and Gold Mystery Box- "Curiosity always seems to get the better of me."

Evergreen- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'piney'."

Berry Bush and Juicy Berry Bush (burning)- "It better not start talking to me."

Spiky Bush- "It's twisted and prickly, just like me!"

Birchnut Tree- "An acquaintance of mine describes them as 'leafy'."

Stone Fruit Bush (withered)- "It resembles Woodie, does it not?"

Farm Plant (burning)- "Not the garden!"

Farm Plant (full)- "It's time to reap what I've sown."

Farm Plant (stressed)- "Everyone's got problems, pal."

Knobbly Tree Nut- "I have no interest in lugging that thing around. Back in the drink you go."

Young Sproutrock / Young Gloomthorn (Wrong Season)- "Patience. It's time will come."

Glommer's Statue- "Thank goodness, I thought it was another wretched statue of me."

Glommer's Statue (mined)- "The fewer statues the better, I say."

Marble Sculpture (bishop, mined)- "Come now! I liked that one."

Marble Sculpture (knight, mined)- "My creations! How rude."

Marble Sculpture (bishop, repaired)- "Something magic-y needs to happen, I think."

Moon Stone (repaired)- "I had thought these all destroyed eons ago."

Suspicious Moonrock (Hound)- "Try and get me now. Ha!"

Anenemy- "It's just a silly starfish."

Anenemy (closed)- "Devious thing."

Celestial Sanctum- "Why do I get the sense... ah, I'm sure it's nothing."

Hot Spring- "I miss a good long bath."

Alto Shell Bell- "No, go on, keep playing that same note. It's not irritating at all."

Soprano Shell Bell- "I've quite lost my taste for music."

Playbill- "Misdirection, the oldest trick in the book. Well played, Charlie."

Pure Brilliance- "I wonder if she knows about this..."

Green Spore- "Hateful, ambulatory whimsy."

Blue Spore- "How can a seed be so cheerful?"

Odd Skeleton (incorrect)- "It will be the laughingstock of the demon community."

Nightmare Rampart- "Charlie... what are you planning?"

Ancient Mural (first)- "A picture of the city, before the fuel."

Ancient Mural (second)- "We all know what happens next."

Ancient Mural (third)- "They gained such an enviable power..."

Ancient Mural (fourth)- "I know why you led me back here."

Ancient Mural (fifth)- "But it won't work."

Ancient Lunarune Stone (first)- "These runes are... different."

Ancient Lunarune Stone (second)- "I can only glean a hint of their meaning."

Ancient Lunarune Stone (third)- "This symbol here keeps repeating..."

Ancient Lunarune Stone (fourth)- ""To change?" No. It's a name..."

Ancient Lunarune Stone (fifth)- ""Alter"?"

Beard Hair Rug- "Really, Higgsbury?"

Depths Worm (emerged)- "I didn't make that one! Honest!"

Rockjaw- "What a nasty creature. I wish I'd thought of it."

Nurse Spider- "I don't think that's one of mine."

Rasp- "I'll leave a bitter taste in your mouth, pal."

Gnarwail (broken horn)- "It seems you've lost something, pal."

Gnarwail (follower)- "We've come to an agreement."

Gnarwail (follower, broken horn)- "Shame about your horn, pal."

Powder Monkey- "You're not one of mine... where did you come from?!"

Suspicious Peeper- "We're going to be up to our eyeballs in... eyeballs."

Varglet- "They're smaller than I remember... going soft on us, Charlie?"

Briar Wolf- "The critics here will really eat you alive."

Fused Shadeling- "They grow up so fast."

Void Masque (possessed self)- “Jack? Wait, no.”

Battle Paddle- "Careful where you're paddling, pal."

Pirate Stash- "Hooray."

Hutch- "Stick your tongue in. You're getting slobber on my pantlegs."

Extra-Adorable Lavae (very happy)- "You're not a hellbeast, are you? Nooo. Just misunderstood!"

Extra-Adorable Lavae (happy)- "It's happy with me, and I with it."

Extra-Adorable Lavae (hungry)- "It's hungry. Why is it hungry?"

Extra-Adorable Lavae (starving)- "I think it's going to die!"

Puffin- "It's a puffin."

Puffin (held)- "I'm gonna turn you into puffin' stuff."

Puffin (sleeping)- "Sleep is only a temporary escape."

Moon Moth (held)- "You can't escape my villainous grasp!"

Lunar Wobster- "They didn't look like that when I was in charge."

Dust Moth- "Hmph. Just stay away from my suit, pal."

Friendly Fruit Fly- "As long as it tends to the garden I'll leave it be."

Guardian's Horn- "A regrettable end, my old friend."

Bee Queen- "I didn't make that one! Really!"

Sporecap and Misery Sporecap- "I don't like how much magic is collecting in that."

Crab King- "Say, pal, why don't we try to work this out?"

Pearl's Pearl- "It's... strange to be so trusted."

Cracked Pearl- "Ah. I thought I'd run out of people to disappoint."

Celestial Champion (phase 1)- "It seems our actions have been noticed."

Celestial Champion (phase 1, dead)- "Something doesn't feel right..."

Celestial Champion (phase 2)- "It toys with us."

Celestial Champion (phase 2, dead)- "Come on now. You're not fooling anyone."

Celestial Champion (phase 3)- "At last you reveal your true self."

Celestial Champion (phase 3, dead)- "This power, it feels like... but it couldn't be..."

Defeated Celestial Champion- "I don't know what to believe. All this time, I thought that They were..."

Enlightened Crown- "It makes me uneasy... but I can't deny its power."

Eye of Terror- "Don't look at me, it's definitely not one of mine."

Twins of Terror- "Ah. Just what we needed, a fresh pair of eyes..."

Spark Ark(Empty)- "It's empty. Someone do something."

Spark Ark(Full)- "It's full. Someone do something."

Nightmare Werepig(Imprisoned)- "You went nosing around places you shouldn't have, didn't you?"

Nightmare Werepig- "Say pal, why don't we talk this out?"

Whirlportal- "Is it safe? We should send Wilson in first."

Horizon Expandinator- "I don't need glasses! Who told you I need glasses?"

Pipspook- "I'm so sorry."

King of the Merms- "A crown can be a heavy burden..."

Grainy Transmission (Mutated boss killed)- "Oh I'm sorry, were you saying something? I was too busy fighting for my life."

W.O.B.O.T.(Broken)- "People have become so reliant on technology. Rather pathetic."

Wilson Generic- "Err, greetings, Mr. Higgsbury."

Wilson Attacker- "You're going off the deep end, pal."

Wilson Reviver- "Wilson is a real pal..."

Wilson Ghost- "Are you certain you wish to return to this world?"

Wilson Firestarter- "The fire is supposed to go in the pit, Higgsbury."

Willow Reviver- "Willow has bent reality to her fiery will."

Willow Ghost- "We will require a heart to bring you back, Willow."

Willow Firestarter- "She's a firestarter. And a twisted one, at that."

Wolfgang Generic- "Good day to you, Mr. Wolfgang."

Wolfgang Ghost- "Let's find a heart. I'll prepare my incantations."

Wolfgang Firestarter- "Did you intend to burn that, Wolfgang?"

Wendy Generic- "Greetings, Miss Wendy. How are you?"

Wendy Attacker- "Wendy has been corrupted..."

Wendy Reviver- “Wendy is a true death defier."

Wendy Ghost- "Wendy is looking a bit too much like her sister."

Wendy Firestarter- "Don't play with fire, Ms. Wendy."

WX-78 Generic- "Greetings, Mx. WX."

WX-78 Attacker- "If you're going to attack, at least finish the job!"

WX-78 Reviver- "WX never did respect human mortality."

WX-78 Ghost- "A shame about your death. You were the only one I half-liked."

WX-78 Firestarter- "Mx. WX is making good on their promises of mayhem."

Wickerbottom Generic- "Good day, Ms. Wickerbottom."

Wickerbottom Attacker- "Wickerbottom is withholding information..."

Wickerbottom Murderer- "Do not start fights you cannot win!"

Wickerbottom Reviver- "Wickerbottom has excellent command of the dark arts."

Wickerbottom Ghost- "You know the price of revival as well as I do, Wickerbottom."

Wickerbottom Firestarter- "Never pinned you for the wanton destruction type."

Woodie Generic- "Greetings, Mr. Woodie."

Woodie Attacker- "Woodie is going against the grain..."

Woodie Murderer- "Fiend! Time to make like a tree...!"

Woodie Werebeaver- "Ha! What a delightful curse."

Woodie Ghost Werebeaver- "Yew don't look so wood."

Woodie Weremoose- "Wonderful. A screw-loose moose."

Woodie Ghost Weremoose- "I'll leave you to you moose-ings while I seek out a heart."

Woodie Ghost Weregoose- "It seems you've run a-fowl of something, pal."

Woodie Firestarter- "Is it wise to start fires, given your predilections?"

Wes Generic- "Greetings, Mr. Wes."

Wes Ghost- "I could get you a heart, Wes... for a price."

Wes Firestarter- "Stop burning things, mime."

Maxwell Attacker- "I know that look, Maxwell. What are you up to?"

Maxwell Murderer- "Old habits die hard... and so will you!"

Maxwell Reviver- "Trust only yourself, hey Maxwell?"

Maxwell Ghost- "I'll have to pay in blood to bring you back, Maxwell."

Maxwell Firestarter- "Do not blow this for us, Maxwell."

Wigfrid Reviver- "Wigfrid has excellent command of the spirit realm."

Wigfrid Ghost- "Do you desire a heart, Wigfrid?"

Wigfrid Firestarter- "The next fire you start will be a funeral pyre."

Webber Attacker- "Webber is looking downright feral..."

Webber Reviver- "This child, Webber, doesn't have a mean bone in his body."

Webber Ghost- "Looks like you got squashed, Webber."

Webber Firestarter- "Like a moth to flame. Or a spider, maybe."

Winona Murderer- "You've engineered your own demise!"

Winona Reviver- "Winona expertly uses all tools at her disposal."

Winona Ghost- "My, you're looking spirited today, Winona."

Winona Firestarter- "You were the last one I expected to start fires, Winona."

Wortox Attacker- "Do not make me bind you with magic, imp."

Wortox Murderer- "Enough is enough! Prepare to be banished, imp!"

Wortox Reviver- "Hm. I'll allow you to stay on this plane awhile longer."

Wormwood Attacker- "It's time you make like a tree and leaf."

Wormwood Murderer- "Don't worry, Wormwood. I'll make it a clear cut."

Wormwood Reviver- "I suppose he has his uses."

Wormwood Ghost- "What a shame. Now I'll never know what that gem does."

Warly Attacker- "Warly seems out of sorts today."

Warly Murderer- "Eat this!"

Warly Reviver- "Thank-you for the assistance, Warly."

Wurt Attacker- "This is no time for childishness!"

Wurt Murderer- "Wurt has revealed her true nature!"

Wurt Reviver- "Ah, thank you, Wurt."

Wurt Ghost- "Oh dear, whatever will become of your kingdom now?"

Wurt Firestarter- "Who left the tiny green demon unsupervised?!"

Walter Murderer- "Interesting, Walter. I didn't think you had it in you."

Walter Reviver- "I'm afraid I can't give you a badge, only my thanks."

Walter Ghost- "Perhaps you can add this to your roster of ghost stories."

Walter Firestarter- "Wasn't it you who was railing on about fire safety?"

Wanda Reviver- "Your assistance was quite timely, Wanda."

Wanda Firestarter- "Far be it for me to question your methods, Wanda."

Wonkey Generic- "What are you looking at, ape?"

Wonkey Attacker- "That ape is a menace."

Wonkey Murderer- "It's high time I put that creature down."

Wonkey Reviver- "At least the ape appears to be well trained."

Wonkey Firestarter- "Who allowed the ape to play with fire?!"

Barnacles- "I wish they were oysters."

Scorching Sunfish- "The sunfish! It burns!"

Ice Bream- "Stay frosty, pal."

Dried Kelp Fronds- "Sadly, I've eaten worse out here."

Garlic- "I suppose that's why there are no vampires around."

Roasted Onion- "Take that, onion."

Moon Shroom- "Strange, my eyelids are getting heavy just looking at it."

Powdercake- "What foul manifestation of evil is this?"

Hot Dragon Chili Salad- "I'll permit him to stay so long as he keeps cooking."

Salsa Fresca- "A bit spicy for my delicate palate."

Volt Goat Chaud-Froid- "Just because I'm old doesn't mean I like gelatin."

Jelly Salad- "I appreciate the attempt at presentation."

Stuffed Night Cap- "Wilson should try it."

Blueprint- "I know all about that. I... just forgot."

Frazzled Wires- "I might hide those in WX-78's bedroll if I get bored."

Abigail's Flower (held)- "Hm? What a familiar presence."

Abigail's Flower (stage 1)- "I can sense strong magic within it."

Abigail's Flower (stage 2)- "A powerful bond tethers this spirit to our world."

Abigail's Flower (stage 3)- "...I wonder how my brother is doing."

Abigail's Flower (ready, held)- "I should quit toying with this now."

Lucy the Axe- "Ah. How have you been, Lucy?"

Shadow Atrium- "A pulse of malice and betrayal beats within."

Leaky Teacup- "Perhaps I'll invite the librarian for a nice mandrake tea."

White and Black Bishop- "Charlie was the only one who ever kept me in check."

Unbalanced Top- "Admittedly, it's difficult to maintain balance when you're on top."

Back Scratcher- "Eliminates the use of the phrase "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.""

Beaten Beater- "I know when I've been beaten."

Frayed Yarn- "The monster child gets tangled in this frequently."

Air Unfreshener- "The strongman's wardrobe is brimming with them, judging from the odor."

Potato Cup- "This was important to one very specific person once."

Wire Hanger- "Finally. My suits were getting wrinkles. Wrinkles!"

Blue Moonlens- "That reminds me, I must practice my cold glare tonight!"

Green Moonlens- "It's useful for keeping in contact with my... acquaintances."

Beach Toy- "I'll cross it off my bucket list."

Lost Toy- "I'd better leave that be."

Mourning Glory- "I hope they found peace."

Fish Food- "Say, that chum doesn't look so good."

Maxwell Statue- "It seems silly now..."

Maxwell's Tooth Trap- "I'm... sure I had my reasons when I placed this."

Ancient Chest combo successful- "Was there ever a doubt?"

Battlecry (Deer)- "You do not belong in MY world!"

Beefalo mount health low- "Say, pal, you don't look so good."

Can't learn blueprint- "There's a lesson to be learned about tampering with secret knowledge."

Can't craft (unlearned recipe)- "Don't look at me, I've never made one before in my life."

Can't craft (needs crafting station)- "I can't make that here, pal."

Can't change in Wardrobe (generic)- "How could you improve on perfection?"

Can't change in Wardrobe (on fire)- "Oh. There go all my good pocket squares."

Can't groom beefalo (no beefalo)- "I think you're forgetting something, pal..."

Can't rummage (occupied)- "I'm quite adept at waiting. I've had a lot of practice."

Can't store (occupied)- "Worry not, pal. I've the patience of a saint."

Can't write on sign (in use)- "I can wait... it's the courteous thing to do."

Caught in Binding Roots- "Wretched greenery! Release me at once!"

Despawning (Celestial Portal)- "Say, pal, I don't look so good..."

Failed to read Message in a Bottle- "I'll extract its secrets once I find some suitable lighting."

Failed to revive Abigail- "I had to try."

Not catching fish-

1."I must exercise patience."

2."I daresay, this is almost relaxing."

3."Why won't they take the bait? Perhaps I should offer secret knowledge..."

Trying to fish in pond with Sea Fishing Rod- "I won't use my good fishing rod in this stagnant pond."

Wardrobe on fire, unable to use- "You're kidding right?"

Eye of Terror and Twins of Terror returning- "I've been awaiting your return. Let's end this."

ACTIONFAIL.ACTIVATE.NOTMYBERNIE- "Willow, your abominable bear is running amok!"

ACTIONFAIL.DISMANTLE.COOKING- "I'd rather not lay my hands on a hot stove, thank you very much."

Thoughts!

Maxwell is irredeemable thinkers found dead

Now is Maxwell the softest person alive? No! Is he the worst person? No!

His early time off the throne he tries to keep up his persona he was “gifted,” but ultimately, he’s traumatized. Maxwell falls in line with stockholm syndrome DS-Hamlet having many quotes glazing the throne specifically, but in Together he’s practically horrified to sit down and has a big reaction to music. He does seem to get nervous returning to the throne room in Adventure Mode.

Together also shines on Maxwell’s care. He talks about others a good amount, even expressing worry and care about the children in the constant. He talks about Charlie a lot. Not exactly stopping her from her plans, but asking what she’s doing, if she knows about things. He talks about spending time with the others, but is hesitant to call them his friends. “Acquaintances” is what he falls on.

Also, Maxwell’s intuition is insanely good. Damn that paranoia is doing you wonders. The amount of times his “I don’t trust that.” goes to “I told you!” is crazy. His heart also has problems which he mentions more than once. This is probably why he has 75 HP (though this has definitely been discussed before, I just like pointing it out haha!) He makes jokes, he’s rather sarcastic, but is also at times gentle. His pipspook quote, lost toy quote, mourning glory, some animal quotes, some follower quotes and his quotes for the children shows that. Of course he is a bitch too. I want him dead soooooo bad.

#don't starve #don't starve together #dst maxwell #maxwell carter #I looooove him hope he dies in the next game

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