Unjustifiable Puppy Thoughts

[puppyreya]

And yes it’s corona extra

[puppyreya]

Cute small timid puppy girl walks up to the bar “aww hi what can I get you dar-” SLAMS an empty stein once full of beer “ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᵈʳⁱⁿᵏʸ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ” 😁🍺

[puppyreya]

I just slept for 16 hours straight. Ok yeah I think my actions are catching up to me.

[puppyreya]

Eating is already max level difficulty and you’re telling me I have to do it 2 more times today?! I genuinely don’t understand how people manage more than 2 meals. Like do y’all just not feel nauseous or incredibly full halfway through the second one or something??

[puppyreya]

On my XR Adderall the first half I am hyper, fun, quirky, girly and then the second half I’m just lame and boring. Like why can’t Adderall just be fun with no downsides! Give a girl her stimulants!

[puppyreya]

Just as I was about to give up, my coworker drew boy kisser on a piece of cardboard and gave it to me. The world is still beautiful guys.

[puppyreya]

I’m looking at other post (or blogs?) on this app and wtf this place is fucking insane.

[puppyreya]

I just had the most in-depth conversation with a coworker about dill pickle chips.

[puppyreya]

You know those Lego City TV commercials where a robber escapes from jail or something and the police officer looks at the camera and goes “HEEEY!?” to get you to build them a more secure one? Like dude you’re the one who fucked up, I’m 12, what am I supposed to do!

[puppyreya]

My ring doorbell didn’t trigger when I walked to my door. I’m officially old.

[puppyreya]

Hi gang it’s not me