Oh don’t be a tool, Lucius. It was just a simple question.
My your vernacular is so classy. No really, do go on.
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Oh don’t be a tool, Lucius. It was just a simple question.
My your vernacular is so classy. No really, do go on.
Oh, I’m sorry, Were you talking to me?
No. I have no idea what would ever give you that impression...
But maybe you should pay better attention to your conversational partners, and we wouldn't have this issue, hmm?
You already have! You have spoken with me. You may not think of us as friends - but I do.
I have not. and speaking with someone does not make them friends.
I have spoken with many i would rather crush beneath my heel... present company included and top of the list, really...
Yeah - all that witty banter. Friendships aren’t always exactly the same.
I will not now, not ever extend my hand in friendship to you.
How you miss all the fun we have together?
Fun we have together? FUN?
Since when have we ever engaged in an activity with each other? as i recall most of our conversations include me telling you to piss off and you irritating me.
It’s actually more full than it would be around this time.
Will i ever be rid of you?
My, it appears this castle is emptier than usual...
The next first year to try to step on the hem of my robes, will be cursed. mark my words.
Bella?
You must. Now, [smirking] be a good boy and go brush your hair.
Yes, Mother!
[he sticks his tongue out at her as he leaves]
Bella?
We’ll figure it out, Luka. Promise. We can talk about it over that drink you owe me, what do you say?
[he gives her an overdramatic sigh]
IF I MUST.... [he grins]
Bella?
You’re an idiot. If embarrassing her or putting her in her place is your game, I’ll help where I can. I’m not going to ‘destroy’ her. Don’t forget, I have to live with her.
You do. My, why must you be a spoil sport about things? But if you're going to play the angel to my devil,i'll have to concede this once....
[he rolls his eyes and grins] But still, as long as you're going to help me embarrass her...
Bella?
Uhm. Okay, Crazy. Why don’t you take a nap and then we’ll revisit this? Seriously, hon, I’m all for a little social degradation but ruining the girl’s life because she annoyed you might be a wee bit harsh. Don’t you think?
... No, not particularly....
[he shrugs]
Bella?
Well obviously. I put up with your bullshit all the time. You owe me far more than the Hogs Head top shelf could promise. But that’s beside the point. I reckon I just don’t quite understand what you intend to do about our little friend.
I don't know anyone else who can manage to do that besides Godfrey and Henry... But i do.
Hmmm... well Naturally what any other under-handed knieving person would do:i plan on ruining her life. Or at least making her a complete and utter emotional wreck, whichever happens first.
Bella?
Hold on a moment. [narrowing her eyes] What exactly are you asking me to do?
What do you think?
To be honest, Bella, We both know no matter what i do, i'll owe you a drink later.
Bella?
I can’t imagine why there are people that don’t like you, you arse.
Of course I’ll help.
Aha. as if i'd care if people like or dislike me...
But thank-you. I owe you a drink later,then. yeah?
Bella?
Oh come on now. At least ask nicely.
... you would make me, you brat.
[he sighs, and takes a deep breath]
Lala, will you help me destroy someone, please?
there? happy?
Bella?
Did you call this super secret meeting so that I could convince you that you don’t need more people to like you? Because that is not going to happen.
No i called it because this .... bitch.... is annoying, and if you hear anything happening, i'll need you to be my usual accomplice...