thank god im the only normal one

Name's Bertie. He/him. The one and only~ DNI if Dave or a friend of Dave.

[q-bert-posting]

TGEY PUT SOMTHING GAY IN TH E FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT STOP THINGING ABOUT DAVE

[sweet-tony-posting]

THE GAY PEOPLE HERE ARE INSANE. TOMMY HAS ADVISED ME NOT TO ELABORATE

[q-bert-posting]

wait i thouhht u could say tha slur???? im honestly surprised u aren’t using it

[sweet-tony-posting]

I’ll send 20$ if you wear a dress

MAKE IT 50 AND WE HAVE A DEAL

[sh3llyf1sh]

What’s your PayPal boy

[sweet-tony-posting]

WHAT? NO JUST LEAVE IT IN A BAG MARKED “TONY” OUTSIDE THE ‘HOUSE.

[sh3llyf1sh]

Check your PayPal boy

[sweet-tony-posting]

YOU GIVE ME 30 CENTS??????? I’M BUSTING YOUR SKULL OPEN

[sh3llyf1sh]

First of all it says 60 cents on. My end. I even gave you a tip see

[sweet-tony-posting]

@q-bert-posting WOULD YOU SHOOT THIS FUCKER FOR ME

[q-bert-posting]

sigh. yessir

[pava-posting]

snack of the week for the hogs: apples and turd

[q-bert-posting]

fuck you why donr you just fuck offffffd

[q-bert-posting]

its so beautyful how everyone is a homo

[solid-twostars]

𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑....𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒.𝐈𝐍𝐆.

..𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐍...𝐀𝐓𝐄.

𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐌..𝐄𝐑𝐒.

[q-bert-posting]

it’s ok gay i mean gil i forgiv u

[q-bert-posting]

someone just got shot next to me lol

[sweet-tony-posting]

UR NEXT

[q-bert-posting]

oh. okay.

[q-bert-posting]

someone just got shot next to me lol

[q-bert-posting]

may b i should try cruches or a cain

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[skinner-posting]

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR BONES MY FRIEND CAN I MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER 😥

[q-bert-posting]

my leg bones can u look at dem

[skinner-posting]

DO NOT WORRY EVERYONE HIS LEGS JUST FELL ASLEEP 😌 BERT REMEMBER TO DO YOUR DAILY STRETCHES AND MASSAGES ❤️‍🩹

[q-bert-posting]

i wish i culd cut the things off :/ whatever. chair time for bert

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[skinner-posting]

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR BONES MY FRIEND CAN I MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER 😥

[q-bert-posting]

my leg bones can u look at dem

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

whagts wrong wit them. loser.

[q-bert-posting]

i stood up and my legs jus gave owt n now i don think i cn get up

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

LOL. thagt would NEVR happen too me. loser loser loser

[q-bert-posting]

ok well. canselling all shipments to ur facility now (dont tell doc i was doin dat in da firdt plase)

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

i dun care!!! and i wil tel him!!!!!!!! poke u with stick again.

[q-bert-posting]

oh... ok :(

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

die!!!!!

[q-bert-posting]

i nevr die sorry

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

why nawt. how naut.

[q-bert-posting]

cos i dont wannaaaa

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

wel everyone gotta sometime sorry. its saad but its has to happen

[q-bert-posting]

not me tho

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

what makes you worthy of an exception.

[q-bert-posting]

build diffrent

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

with weak boanes that make yew fall on the floor?

[q-bert-posting]

yas

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

well! then i will live one million yeers more than yew! cus i dun hauve weak bones

[q-bert-posting]

well ok then

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

whagts wrong wit them. loser.

[q-bert-posting]

i stood up and my legs jus gave owt n now i don think i cn get up

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

LOL. thagt would NEVR happen too me. loser loser loser

[q-bert-posting]

ok well. canselling all shipments to ur facility now (dont tell doc i was doin dat in da firdt plase)

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

i dun care!!! and i wil tel him!!!!!!!! poke u with stick again.

[q-bert-posting]

oh... ok :(

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

die!!!!!

[q-bert-posting]

i nevr die sorry

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

why nawt. how naut.

[q-bert-posting]

cos i dont wannaaaa

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

wel everyone gotta sometime sorry. its saad but its has to happen

[q-bert-posting]

not me tho

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

what makes you worthy of an exception.

[q-bert-posting]

build diffrent

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

with weak boanes that make yew fall on the floor?

[q-bert-posting]

yas

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

whagts wrong wit them. loser.

[q-bert-posting]

i stood up and my legs jus gave owt n now i don think i cn get up

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

LOL. thagt would NEVR happen too me. loser loser loser

[q-bert-posting]

ok well. canselling all shipments to ur facility now (dont tell doc i was doin dat in da firdt plase)

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

i dun care!!! and i wil tel him!!!!!!!! poke u with stick again.

[q-bert-posting]

oh... ok :(

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

die!!!!!

[q-bert-posting]

i nevr die sorry

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

why nawt. how naut.

[q-bert-posting]

cos i dont wannaaaa

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

wel everyone gotta sometime sorry. its saad but its has to happen

[q-bert-posting]

not me tho

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

what makes you worthy of an exception.

[q-bert-posting]

build diffrent

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

whagts wrong wit them. loser.

[q-bert-posting]

i stood up and my legs jus gave owt n now i don think i cn get up

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

LOL. thagt would NEVR happen too me. loser loser loser

[q-bert-posting]

ok well. canselling all shipments to ur facility now (dont tell doc i was doin dat in da firdt plase)

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

i dun care!!! and i wil tel him!!!!!!!! poke u with stick again.

[q-bert-posting]

oh... ok :(

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

die!!!!!

[q-bert-posting]

i nevr die sorry

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

why nawt. how naut.

[q-bert-posting]

cos i dont wannaaaa

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

wel everyone gotta sometime sorry. its saad but its has to happen

[q-bert-posting]

not me tho

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

whagts wrong wit them. loser.

[q-bert-posting]

i stood up and my legs jus gave owt n now i don think i cn get up

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

LOL. thagt would NEVR happen too me. loser loser loser

[q-bert-posting]

ok well. canselling all shipments to ur facility now (dont tell doc i was doin dat in da firdt plase)

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

i dun care!!! and i wil tel him!!!!!!!! poke u with stick again.

[q-bert-posting]

oh... ok :(

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

die!!!!!

[q-bert-posting]

i nevr die sorry

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

why nawt. how naut.

[q-bert-posting]

cos i dont wannaaaa

[q-bert-posting]

my bones

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

whagts wrong wit them. loser.

[q-bert-posting]

i stood up and my legs jus gave owt n now i don think i cn get up

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

LOL. thagt would NEVR happen too me. loser loser loser

[q-bert-posting]

ok well. canselling all shipments to ur facility now (dont tell doc i was doin dat in da firdt plase)

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

i dun care!!! and i wil tel him!!!!!!!! poke u with stick again.

[q-bert-posting]

oh... ok :(

[freshwater-soldier-2000]

die!!!!!

[q-bert-posting]

i nevr die sorry