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ファンシー日本人執筆 my name is tanner. i am a male ♂.

[pir-ado]

x tattoo blog x

[comadidas]

[architectural-digested]

[naiveasf]

[infected]

by Phạm Minh

[lafolie-adeux]

“Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.”

— (via goodreadss)

[amantri]

Download

[gecelerkadarguzelsin]

[deceptipup]

bad news everyone

i exist

[qi]

tell me about ur day? how many farts?

about 3

[littlecutieepie-deactivated2018]

fuck me hard,,, but like love me harder, you know?

[r2--d2]

[robomartyr]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

LMAO

[nitewrighter]

There were like 30 seconds where I was like, “Ah the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin family–this is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.” And then I realized, “Oh. KILLER whale.”

[floralls]

by Marti Gutfreund

[love-personal]

Greenery in Italy captured by cenerenegliocchi__

[guantanamo-bae]

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

[parishitme-deactivated20190814]

Relationship status: whoever is giving me the most attention