So I’m almost done with book 2 of the first Dragonlance series & this is how I think you become a Knight of Solamnia.
Step 1: be a man whose father was a knight. Only men can be knights, after all
Step 2: find a good stout stick and shove it up your ass, but not so far you can’t bow respectfully to women and nobility
Step 3: Knighthood




















