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tall people make me nervous, what if they start pissing on me

#idk if this has been done before #tall people do weird me out though #height #shitpost #tall

i just want to share dreams together, plans for our future, trauma, wants, mother's maiden names, routing numbers, account numbers, atm pins <3

#is that so much to ask?#hopeless romantic :(#all i want #shit post #shitpost

i need someone to explain to me like you would a five year old, how lint catchers in dryers work

#i have the reading comprehension skills of a toddler of methamphetamine #help #dryers #theres gotta be a laundry expert somewhere on this godforsaken app

dudes in khaki pants are unnerving idk why

#shitpost #rant

Y'know when you'd be making faces as a kid and your mom would tell you to stop or it would get stuck like that? will poulter looks like it got stuck like that

#shit post #shitpost #im sorry #he might be a great dude but its just his eyebrows #its unsettling

will poulter definitely eats glass

#nothing against him #i dont think hes done anything wrong #its just his face dawg #shitpost

jschlatt is a goth girl

#as a goth girl i can say this #jschlatt #schlatt

i have this weird fantasy of wanting to be a final girl,,, like i want to run away from a serial killer and end up with a shit ton of trauma ???? is this normal???

#i dont want to die though #not that much anyway #i dont want anyone i care for dying either #hear me out #wouldnt it be a little fun?

love going to the bathroom, feels like a little vacation for depressed people

#it is me #im people #piss #actually i dont think i want anyone actively searching the piss tag to find me #depressed #depression #mental health

i prefer youtube music to spotify and i am tired of being silenced

#its just better idk #fuck u #spotify sucks #not really #but it annoys me #i dont have to wait 4 ads in a row on yt #and i can skip allll the songs i want

k so what the fuck even is a landlord???? theyre the lord of that land??? the little king of some square feet??? fuck you for real

#my brain is melting #im dying out here #fuck landlords #landlords deserve no rights #Royal #omg is this royalcore #damn

if megamind was an anime people would be simping for titan

#im not joking #not me though #im built different #im talking about yall #yall will simp for anyone who breathes fr #especially toxic men #toxic tall men lmao #sorry short kings #megamind #titan #wtf was his real name

this dirty fuckin bitch went to the optometrist naked what the fuck

#chipussy bare #think of the infections #jeanette #alvin seville #seville #alvin and the chipmunks #the squeakal #idk if i spelt that right #nasty fuckin rodent

you looking around for your hair after a haircut, wondering why it's gone.

me chewing like a dog eating peanut butter, if you ask where your hair is i will not know

#is this cryptic #im tired as balls #dog?#this might come off weird #it should #i hope it does fuck u

amy schumer is very interesting in the sense that she's one of the only celebrities that KNOWS everyone hates them but thinks we're joking, like one day we'll come around (we won't)

#oh amy!#legit #like we see her and say #comedians #sorry if this is incoherent

your cat is lost? you dont know where he is? geez katy i wonder why your cat that you let roam outside unaccompanied is missing

#dont let your cat outside #free roam is abuse #cats

bby girl.. open ur mouth *sneezes into your mouth bc im sick :(*

#im sorry for this one #ive sneezed so much my asshole isnt attatched anymore #im dying #not really #im sick #cold #shit post #shitpost #this ones gonna haunt me

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